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To: ArGee

Oh, what fun that must have been! LOLZ!

I’ve been going through papers and wondering why I don’t have enough file pockets for all the papers I need to file. I wonder how that happened?

I’m going to take a break from that and go check out the ‘hood. A few mornings ago, some guy called the police because his van had been stolen during the night. Come to find out, he had parked in a red zone, knowingly, and his van had been towed by the office. He’s 80. He should know what a red zone is by now.

Never a dull moment here, for sure!


903 posted on 10/24/2014 8:35:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (My life feels like a test I didn't study for.)
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To: Monkey Face
The RED zone? Suddenly I have this flashback.

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone (deleted) again.

[Later]Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

904 posted on 10/24/2014 9:55:15 AM PDT by ArGee (What are you reading this for? It's a tagline for Pete's sake!)
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