[Monkey Face]

I nearly wet my pants when I watched that movie. I had to see it several times to get all the jokes.

[ArGee]

I still tell Mrs. ArGee to please stop calling me Shirley (and it still makes her mad).

[Scoutmaster]

San, my youngest, turned 20 yesterday.

I'm off to buy Geritol, bathtub grab bars, and Fixodent on general principle.

And the controversy surrounding the Birthday dinner and dessert tonight still lingers.