Recent Mars Images (Marvin the Martian throws down the kaboom in a guest zot)

[aardwolf46]

All over the internet recently, sciFy vs. reality and a Mars satellite for petty cash:

That breaks the monopoly. Faced with the spectre of other nations publishing uncensored Mars images, NASA and JPL have started publishing some much more obvious images than they have in the past including a totally uncensored video (JPL) showing large-scale structure.

A few items...

JPL uncensored video showing large-scale structure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W7-4nSye4lM

Raw JPL video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka08deWohpQ

Electrical device of some sort with helical coil wound around it
Device is on the left, about a third of the way down on the image

Gear of some sort.

Raw image showing gear:

Wheel - axle device

Raw NASA/JPL image:

Metallic container with handle

Raw image:

One final game-over category image

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Facebook group dealing with Mars anomaly images:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/TheMarsReality/

Other resources:

http://marsanomalyresearch.com

http://whatsupinthesky.com

[ArGee]

Sorry about the results of the CAT scan. Maybe you should have taken in a different kitteh picture?

Anyhoo, if you have Seamless Web where you are, send an addy and I’ll send you some donuts.

There may be a lot of things to dislike about living in Gotham, but you can get just about anything delivered by an illegal on a bike at any time of the day or night.

[Monkey Face]

Awwww...kittehs...

More death on the local freeways overnight. *shudder* And I have to go out in it. Surface streets!

[Monkey Face]

W00t!

[null and void]

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could find the time — and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are gay, handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. The Seattle Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.

[null and void]

A guy goes into the Adelaide Post Office to apply for a job-

The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” “Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?” “Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.” The interviewer says, “That will give you five extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in anyway?” The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.” The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Disabled in your country’s service! Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.” The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?” “This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”

[ColdOne]

lol

[Monkey Face]

I had to keep that...it is oh, so true!!

(I’ve always read the WSJ)

[Monkey Face]

*like*

[stephenjohnbanker]

” 10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are gay, handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.”

A+

[Scoutmaster]

One of my favorites, ever. Thanks.

[Tax-chick]

Thank Shimmer1: she insisted.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. Turmoil here as I attempt to serve lunch while also cleaning with inadequate equipment. A-Plus Vacuums is supposed to be open today, so I can take the Riccar in on the way to the vet for Shannon’s checkup.

[Gefn]

I fell asleep after breakfast due to this new antibiotic the doctor put me on.

I’ve never heard of Seamless Web, but I’m not in NYC or the other boroughs, I’m in Central NJ.

But thank you so much for thinking of me. When I get better, I’m going to go to DD, and it will be wonderful.,

[moose07]

Two cracking posts there ,Mr Nully.
The old Share function was used....the giggles are coming randomly from around the building. :)

[Monkey Face]

I am starving! I don’t know whether to just get a snack or to have a full blown lunch. The latter would require me to eat again at noon when my next dose of pills are due, but a snack would let me get there...

Another fatality on the freeway last night. They are coming so thick and fast, now, I’m almost afraid to drive.

It was 45 when I got up at 0550. I can’t handle the cold! I need to get glubs so I can start walking again. I’m feeling almost well enough to start again, and hope I don’t forget to order all my pills come the next payday.

Walmart hasn’t carried the 1000mg milk thistle for about a month, only the 250mg, and that means I either buy and use more bottles of that, or pay $2 more a bottle for the ones at iherb.com. At this point the latter is cheaper.

The kitten is still waiting for me, and the price has been lowered, but not enough. They want me to come in and talk to them so it could be that I will be able to get her for nothing. If I can get into Vegas.

I didn’t get anything done on my personal history, but I will see what I can do with it after I eat. I don’t want to miss Blue Bloods, at 1300...

[ArGee]

I think I’ve discovered one of your problems.

Most of us use shoes to walk.

[Monkey Face]

Always the realist.

I’ve walked on my hands since I knew I could...I think I was about 12...

[NoCmpromiz]

I know you would have gotten there sooner if I had used the synonym for 'congressional Republican'...

Eunuch...

[Scoutmaster]

Thanks, Shimmer1. I enjoyed it many much moreso.

[Tax-chick]

Afternoon. Tom was grilling chicken for me, but he forgot about it. Fortunately, the grill wasn’t damaged, but now we’re out of propane as well as chicken. I had some fish in the freezer.

What I really want is wine and pretzels, but I don’t have any, and I’m not going out in the cold to get it.