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Jimma: Glad to have lived to see you surpass my legacy.
1 posted on 10/02/2014 8:36:38 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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Jimma to Barry: I am you thirty years from now.


2 posted on 10/02/2014 8:38:27 AM PDT by oldbrowser (We have a rogue government in Washington)
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Thank You Carter, you set the example for me and my minions.


3 posted on 10/02/2014 8:43:27 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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Barry: you are standing too close, I cannot bow to you.


5 posted on 10/02/2014 8:46:57 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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He’s “LEANING IN” again (didn’t make the full bow though here, amazingly) in greeting ‘The Jimmuh’. I’ll bet he’s never stood up w/ his back straight in his life.


6 posted on 10/02/2014 8:47:24 AM PDT by Pagey (HELL is The 2nd Term of a POTUS who uses the terms “social justice” and “fair distribution".)
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Obola: My birthday gift to you: you are no longer the worst president in American history! Have you seen my poll numbers?

Jimmah Cahtah: Don't forget to tell them to put on a sweater this winter when the prices of energy necessarily skyrocket. Heh heh.
8 posted on 10/02/2014 8:51:28 AM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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“Well, Jimmy, your hand is mighty wet. Were you nervous about meeting me?”

“Nope. I peed on my hand before coming in here.”


9 posted on 10/02/2014 8:55:16 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Yikes, I'd rather look at that billboard of a grinnin' Jimmy with the "Miss me yet?" caption.

That handshake is like "crossing the streams" and I shudder in forced silence at the thought of what part of the cosmic tapestry was torn open and what came through into our dimension thanks to that handshake.

10 posted on 10/02/2014 8:55:35 AM PDT by GBA (If you're dead now, how can you live when you die?)
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Obama Tweets Photo of Himself with Jimmy Carter for Carter's Birthday

Check it out! I can even make YOUR birthday all about MEEEEEEEE!!!!

11 posted on 10/02/2014 8:56:42 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber


12 posted on 10/02/2014 9:03:15 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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Why must that man continue to bow or half-bow at every opportunity?


13 posted on 10/02/2014 9:07:22 AM PDT by proud American in Canada
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I wrote him a greeting card.

Happy Birthday Jimmy C
Weakest Prez in history
Gave the commies constant praise,
Gave the country a malaise
Dumber than your Bro and Ma
Slipped the skids under the Shah
Hit us with inflated money,
Ambushed by a killer bunny.
You've dodged the Reaper one more year,
So here's a toast of Billy Beer.

(signed) Yer bud, BtD

14 posted on 10/02/2014 9:17:11 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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The Dunning–Kruger effect.


16 posted on 10/02/2014 9:24:58 AM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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Carter (thinking to himself):"A few years ago this guy would have been serving my coffee"

17 posted on 10/02/2014 9:27:42 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Islamopobia:The Irrational Fear Of Being Beheaded)
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Happy Birthday Peanut farmer from a Peanut brain.


18 posted on 10/02/2014 9:28:04 AM PDT by FreedomGuru (Time for torches and pitchforks.)
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19 posted on 10/02/2014 9:43:15 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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James Earl Carter Jr. & James Earl Carter Jr. Jr.


20 posted on 10/02/2014 9:47:04 AM PDT by mikrofon (Jimma & 'Bama)
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“Pssst, grand Mufti, we did, we actually did it. What’s next? I want to be just like you.”


22 posted on 10/02/2014 9:54:55 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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Thank you for your leadership, President Carter. You're the inspiration I needed to surpass you as an ineffectual POTUS to a dangerous and treasonus POTUS.
24 posted on 10/02/2014 11:24:33 AM PDT by MasterGunner01
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Obama to Carter:
"Happy birthday master."
25 posted on 10/02/2014 12:51:04 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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