Married female teacher, 32, is jailed less than two years for having sex with students and flashing

UK Daily MAIL ^ | September 28, 2014 | Paul Thompson

[ConservativeStatement]

A Pennsylvania teacher who had sex with two students an flashed her breasts at another teen has been jailed for up to 23 months.

Lauren Harrington-Cooper enticed the students into sexual affairs by telling them: 'All the candy you need is right here.'

[Pearls Before Swine]

It’s unusual, I’ll grant. It’s something the schoolboard might even be interested in. But, it shouldn’t be a count in an indictment.

[dfwgator]

Especially since most of my teachers resembled Miss Balbricker.

[Enterprise]

"All the candy you need is right here."

Only someone of a pure heart can partake of her Mounds.

[PapaBear3625]

You’re too old. She prefers the young and innocent.

I'm going to suspect the guys she had affairs with were not that innocent. I saw a selfie one such teacher took, with the boys in her car. They appeared to be from the school football team. I don't think these teachers go for the shy, nerdy, freshman types. They go for the school studs, the ones who ignored them back when THEY were in high school.

[elcid1970]

Do I see a retainer across her pearly whites?

Those boys are visibly scarred, just can’t get the grins off their faces.

[Kartographer]

For the answers to such deep issues I always really of Laz to guide me. Laz what say you?

[onedoug]

Some Freeper’s usual fun fest in response to criminal acts.

[ßuddaßudd]

she sure is purrrdy . .
nice lips

[TruthWillWin]

Mrs. Doubtfire on the right?

[Roman_War_Criminal]

I agree, some FReepers think it’s “funny” with their idiotic childish “Not guilty” posts. She’s a damn predator and who knows how many kids she’s ruined by her behavior.

Yeah it’s just ‘effin hysterical to rape a child. Go back to surfing porn retards.

[Big Horn]

I could have survived it when I was in school.

[RetSignman]

nice lips
+++
(The Sopranos) “Not for nothin’ T but she sure has a nice pipefitters mouth”

[Travis T. OJustice]

Thank you. Coming from you, that’s one hell of an honor.

[driftdiver]

Perhaps, we do know they were students and she was their teacher.

She abused her position of trust and all the jokes and juvenile fantasies won’t change that.

[ßuddaßudd]

ha lol

[Lazamataz]

Yes but she has no interest in you. She wants someone with a pure heart.

I am pure, unsullied, untouched. Absolutely clean, virgin and 100% unpolluted. I am all these things and so much more.

Now, she and I should have tawdry and depraved sex.

[driftdiver]

Keep dreamin

Thats the thing about these women. They could easily go out and get a fine upstanding man to sleep with. They don’t want that, they want our children.

Probably why they are called predators.

[Lazamataz]

Some people grow up and stop trying to relive their teenage fantasies.

That sounds HORRIBLE.

Never lose your hopes and your dreams!

[driftdiver]

I married my dream girl.

[Lazamataz]

Keep dreamin Thats the thing about these women. They could easily go out and get a fine upstanding man to sleep with. They don’t want that, they want our children.

I keep dressing like a schoolboy.