Posted on 09/25/2014 7:14:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz
U cannot leave teh Iterwebz they is forever. Even this post. OMG I get so much with this, this caste will I wish them do some thing about it. I mean, should you at some point arrrrrrrrrrrcquire some tincture of articulation and decide, hey, I need a career producing slick romantic fiction for the Atlantic, somebody there will do a web search and this little stinker will turn up in the inbox of every member of the editorial board by the time you've got the champagne chilled and the brie toasted or whatever the hell it is that they do with brie out there. I mean, you can't use the stuff in a fondue and putting it on a Ritz cracker is pretty déclassé, so what are you really gonna do with it? I dunno. Which brings me to my next topic: why is it better to use a strawberry in a chocolate fondue than, say, an asparagus? At least you can dip the asparagus without getting your fingers burned. Sure, it makes your pee stink but it's better than hearing Tina Brown squeal when you're farting in the Atlantic boardroom, especially if you've been cheating with the pickled eggs like somebody I know but I'll never do it again. I mean, who wants to pretend that the thin veneer of civilization is really all about THAT, Fondue, that is. You can't fondue a pickled egg. Are you crazy?
Smiple! Have you ever been so far even as decided to when go want to look use more like? Probably the way is where the right were to seldom if wasn't special be was. Imagine when the long of way cannot if there is when was pure aren't help. It's fun. It's festive. It's like a parade with free buffet and jumping cheerleaders with pompoms and a band playing and a big silvery moon, with fireworks and party hats and streamers and cotton candy on a summer night by a glass-smooth lake as you hold the one you love in front of a roaring fire on a bearskin rug, while you overlook the mountains of Aspen from the deck of your expensive yacht.
Truly want to say ... Not My Fault ... Darks, please pardon me for borrowing the phrase. Is only thing that makes sense but am enjoying the thread and having uncontrollable fits of laughing. Not My Fault.
anyone lived in a pretty how town
(with up so floating many bells down)
spring summer autumn winter
he sang his didn’t he danced his did
Yes!
Deep breaths is what caused this.
Relax Laz...find your happy place and visit there awhile. I’m gonna go consult with my magic eight ball.
One door it. “Obama-the name ago now I know, and in to asked he oak-ISIS, put it.” Then himself. It means so and being a for making, he does? Once in to himself: “And top of little oak-tree, about last Friday, Eric Holder meaning to think. First buzz! Buzzing. You does ‘under why how I wonder loud buzz! I wonders. (”What I know I wonder Potato. “That its means son at then place in the down at buzzing.) You does? Once in to himself: “That I can to asked unders, about it.” And in at the said.
Looney as a Tune my FRiend . . .
boo ya
I hadn’t noticed
It made me smile on a bad day.
Thank You for the smiles DJ but the credit for the smiles received belongs to Laz and the posters to Laz’s thread. Thank You for the post though. My appreciation and did generate a smile for myself.
GOOD!
GOO!
GO!
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Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your
closet; there’s a pair for you. Don’t like them? Then neither do I! *throws them out* Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
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