[Bender2]

Week 4 and a sportsbot's work... is never done!

Well, all the Gay and Bisexual teams for this week.. are Arizona Cardinals, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks, St. Louis Rams

If the Looney Left Media has not completely closed down the NFL for not donating all their salaries and gate receipts to the Battered Democrat Society... here's is how the games will go--

Thursday two teams I detest go at each other and I want both to lose. Yet I have to pick one so I guess it will be them Jersey Jents... as I hate the Deadskins more--

Sunday finds the Phins playing Seven's Waiders in Merry 'ole Londontown. Seven, I think your Black and Silver lads might fall in a pile Yorkshire Pudding and find a gold Farthing in their mouth--

Blimey! Bendy, don't go selling those Raider Lads short-- Some are quiet 'ansom! And they have quids in their pockets... and most have all their own teeth--

Well, well, big, your Packer Wackers better get on the stick if their a going to hang any Bearskins on the wall--

I am sorry, Allegra, your Texicans are finding out they should have drafted Johnny Boy. He'd beat them Buffalo Bills 'cause Ryan Fitzpatrick ain't getting it done--

And not to pour gasoline on Allegra's NFL fire, but your Old Earler's team runs into more bad Luck in Indy--

I still think Cam will get back in the win column over their Dirty Black Byrds from Crabtown--

Stoolers all the way over the Pie Rates from Tampa--

The Detroit Loins & Porkchops find no Christians among New York City's Worst team, but feast on Gino's Eye-tallain carcass--

Old Man Rivers just keeps rolling along, drowning all those Jags in the water--

Put away that switch, Viqueens. Them Dirty Byrds from Atlanta mean business--

Gadzooks, 9ers! Do the right think and kill those Godless Iggles!

Monday Night Feetballs find my Old Dallas Texans trying to get back on the horse and by George... I'm a picking them against big's Patty Cakes--

Okay, as y'all knew I would-- I am picking my Boys against Nawleans but if they get beat... I'm'a calling for us to go back to the them blue uniforms permanently!

[Bender2]

Get y'all picks in... before Bendy goes off half-cocked--

[Rummyfan]

Okay, here we go!

Week 4

Bye teams: Arizona Cardinals, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks, St. Louis Rams

Thursday, Sept. 25

New York Giants vs. Washington Redskins, 8:25 p.m. Kirk Cousins leads the Deadskins over the Giants, who are missing an O-line and a Defense. Washington Potomac River Basin Indigenous Persons win!

Sunday, Sept. 28

Miami Dolphins vs. Oakland Raiders (London), 1 p.m. The Raiders suffer from worse jet-lag than the Fish. Miami Cetaceans win!

Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears, 1 p.m. Despite Aaron Rodgers exhortation to Pack fans to R-E-L-A-X, the Cheeseheads' woes continue. Bears win.

Buffalo Bills vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m. Buffalo rebounds from their loss to the Bolts. Bills.

Tennessee Titans vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m. Colts climb to 2-2. Indy.

Carolina Panthers vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m. Hmmmm... Can the Ravens sink the Panthers like the Steelers did? Yes! Ravens.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 1 p.m. Are the Bucs really bad? Yes they are! Steelers.

Detroit Lions vs. New York Jets, 1 p.m. The Lions are wildly inconsistent. The Jets are just incompetent. Lions.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m. Bolts Bolts Bolts! San Diego.

Atlanta Falcons vs. Minnesota Vikings, 4:25 p.m. Falcons in a dome? Sure they're not at home but the Vikes are also missing an offense. Dirty Birds fly!

Philadelphia Eagles vs. San Francisco 49ers, 4:25 p.m. Eagles are due for a loss - you can't come back from two TDs down every week. SF is in disarray but I think they right things for this one. Niners.

New Orleans Saints vs. Dallas Cowboys, 8:30 p.m. Can anyone figure out the Saints so far? But Brees typically feasts on the 'Boys, and will do so again. Saints.

Monday, Sept. 29

New England Patriots vs. Kansas City Chiefs, 8:30 p.m. The Pats O has ben anemic so far, but anemic will still be good enough to beat the Chiefs. Pats.

[SevenofNine]

OHHH did I hear right they not going allow Raiders fans in the UK LOL

Come on England you survive better invasion you can’t handle Raider fans shame on you LOL!

[SevenofNine]

I picking the Raiders over the Fish in Merry ole England then Raider fans get kick out of the country for drinking all guiness beer lOL!

I think your Cowpokes may do something about time LOL!

[Perdogg]

NFL PING

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[Impy]

The G men appear to have remembered how to play football, or the Deadskins forgot.

Bender 1-0

Eloradude/Me/Homer/Rummy/Gopster/ 0-1

[lwd]

6pt teaser:
IND-1.5 and PIT-1.5 2units

[trisham]

Does anyone know what happened to “mainepatsfan”? This appears to be his/her last post:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2955042/posts?page=8#8

[Fledermaus]

I’m afraid you are correct, my ex-coach Jeff Fisher’s ol’ halfway house is going to stink it up in Indy so bad I’ll smell down here in Franklin, TN.

It’s time to use Tony Starks’ fathers super Captain America juice and inject into Zach Mettenberger. Poor Locker hurt his whittle whist while dialing his combination.

[Rummyfan]

On a side note, looks like we are going to lose the Ryder Cup. Again....

[Perdogg]

How are the Bears allowed to wear their alternative helmets today - given the new NFL uniform rule?

[dfwgator]

WHOOO HOO! Division Champs!