before Bendy goes off half-cocked-- before Bendy goes off half-cocked--Go cowboys
Them Redspuds will punk the Midgets
The Packers will skin the Bearlies
The Folds will stymie the Oilers
The Traitors will suprise the Tunas
The Dirty Birds will fly past the Vicekings
The Cessnas will squeak by the Kitties
The Stools will crap all over the Pirates
The Ravehens will muscle out the Punters
The Texians will suprise the Bisons
The Charredburgers will barbeque the Jagwursts
The Beagles will perform a panty raid on the light-in-the-loafer 69ers
errrr, not sure here, but since they're at home, Bender's Cowpokes will be less likely give the game away than the Ain'ts
Und...
The Patriots will smoke Bender's old Dallas Texans
So, there you have it 
Week 4
Hehehe...he said
HEY YOU FREAK! GET OUT OF HERE AND GET AWAY FROM THE HALLOWEEN CANDY!!
Jeez, you never know who will wander into the White House next...
He'd probably enjoy it.
On to the picks...12-4 last week, 28-20 for the year.
Breadskins bloat the Gimps
Raiders gut the dullfish
Bears leave the Packers meatless
Texicans slay the Buffalo
Indy downsizes the Titans
Ratbirds beat the ratcats
Stealers rob the Buckinqueers
Lyins ground the Jests
Chargers light up the Jags
Atlanta burns the Viqueens
Eekholes bomb the phonyslimers
Cowgirls give everyone a stroke by scoring 35 unanswered points in the first half. Aints fans asphyxiate putting plastic bags over their heads.
And last, the Cheatriots scalp KC.
Here...she'll help you keep your powder dry...
These Thursday games, no time to marinate on your picks!
The Redskins scalp the Giants
The Fins send the Raiders to 0-4 in Merry Old England (where not a single **** is given) I pity the Raiders for losing a home game against an east coast team.
The Lions go beast mode on the NY Crop Dusters
Corvus corax causes Puma concolor to drop their 2nd consecutive game to the AFC North
The Horseshoes handle the Titans
The Herd overruns Texas.
The Packers win a shootout in Chicago (would love to be wrong)
The Steelers make slag out of Lovie’s Barbary Pirates
The Bolts zap the Jaguars and short out their batteries
I can’t believe I’m saying it but the niners falls to Eagle and remain winless in the new house, ESPN continues to annoy everyone with Harbaugh to Michigan talk
The Falcolns fly high in MN
The ‘aints get their S back in big D.
The Patriots win another Indian War
In otherwords
WAS
MIA
DET
BAL
IND
BUF
GB
PIT
SD
PHI
ATL
NOLA
NE
Week 1: 10-6
Week 2: 10-6
Week 3: 11-5