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New Gun Buyers Are Being Asked To Declare Sexual Orientation and Plans For The Weekend
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| 9/22/2014
| Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 09/22/2014 7:08:44 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:08:44 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:10:02 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Only God Himself watches you more closely than the US government.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:10:45 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz, why are you giving them ideas???
You think this is so absurd they won’t implement it? Well, you’re wrong.
Every time I think of something so absurd they would never make it reality, I get mugged by reality sooner or later by finding out they really did do it!
As long as I keep getting mugged by reality it’ll keep motivating me to be conservative.
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:11:21 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: John Semmens
EAT MY DUST, SEMMENS!!!
;)
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:13:16 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: Lazamataz
Gadzooks, this sarcasm is becoming extremely hard to distinguish from a CNBC news broadcast.
Better watch out, Rachet ManCow will be endorsing this.
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:15:06 AM PDT
by
Da Coyote
To: Da Coyote
T’is satire. Not sarcasm. :)
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:17:47 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: Lazamataz
A guy a mile or so from here just opened a combination liquor store and gun shop. They also sell cigarettes so that makes them a real ATF. Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms.
There is an old joke that ATF should be a convenience store...this guy has carried it out :-)
It’s just different when you live way out in the country...
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:18:52 AM PDT
by
Bobalu
(Hashem Yerachem (May God Have Mercy)
To: Lazamataz
"I don't see any selection for we who prefer to love rutabagas and other vegetables. I don't think the "Inanimate-Object Attracted" option quite describes us."
Thank you for posting this - I was feeling so alone, but now I know there are other vegi-sexuals out there. And gun-owners to boot!
I just love my government (and my rutabegas, too).
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:20:33 AM PDT
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: Lazamataz
Sounds like a federally run dating service.
To: Lazamataz
I believe gun buyers should all be
“inanimate object attached”
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:22:32 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Bobalu
He should sell bureaus, too:
His store sign could read:
Bureaus, Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:22:38 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: MrB
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:23:23 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: Lazamataz
You forgot “explosives”. Of course, there is the fourth drawer in you picture that you forgot to label,
so all is well.
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:23:27 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: All
USAG Eric Holder weighed on: "Obama and I endorse this move wholeheartedly."
"We urge gun dealers to provide on-line links to facilitate genital-appropriate hookups....... as a means to enhance gender equality, a chief goal of the Obama Admin."
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:23:30 AM PDT
by
Liz
("Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences." Robert Louis Stevenson)
To: Lazamataz
In unrelated news, U. Gottabee Kiddin has changed his name to reflect his new belief.
He is now known as Ewe Gotta bin Mine.
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:23:40 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:24:05 AM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
((If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:24:17 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Only God Himself watches you more closely than the US government.)
To: null and void
The only explosions are mattress-related. Bow-chicka-wah-wah!
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posted on
09/22/2014 7:26:00 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: Lazamataz
“Tis satire. Not sarcasm. :)”
Indeed.
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