Laz, why are you giving them ideas???
You think this is so absurd they won’t implement it? Well, you’re wrong.
Every time I think of something so absurd they would never make it reality, I get mugged by reality sooner or later by finding out they really did do it!
As long as I keep getting mugged by reality it’ll keep motivating me to be conservative.
Exactly right, you try to parody these people and they make it happen for real.