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Missing driver says he woke up in field of donkeys
WIS TV ^ | 17 September 2014 | AP

Posted on 09/18/2014 4:23:21 AM PDT by aomagrat

ROSWELL, N.M. (AP) - A driver who went missing after a one-car rollover in New Mexico says he later woke up in a field of donkeys.

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TOPICS: Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: donkey; dui
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To: aomagrat

Well, that’s better than waking up with a 2 when you went to bed with a 10.................


21 posted on 09/18/2014 6:30:05 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: aomagrat

“That’s my story, and I am sticking to it”.


22 posted on 09/18/2014 6:53:20 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) If you can't convince them, confuse them.)
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To: aomagrat

That is along the lines of the guy gets pulled over by the cops at 1 AM and while standing there an accident happens across the street.
The cop says ‘stay there’ and goes to help with the accident.

The guy gets in his car and drives home, putting the car in the garage, as usual.

Couple hours later the cops are pounding on the door and the wife says “He is in bed and been there since 11PM”(as he had asked her to do)

Well, explain this - they go into the driveway and observe the police lights flashing on the car in the garage.


23 posted on 09/18/2014 6:59:53 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) If you can't convince them, confuse them.)
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To: aomagrat

Muslim speed-dating?


24 posted on 09/18/2014 7:06:26 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: aomagrat

This was in Roswell so obviously it was aliens.


25 posted on 09/18/2014 8:05:17 AM PDT by Marko413
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26 posted on 09/18/2014 10:38:52 AM PDT by minnesota_bound
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I hate when that happens...


27 posted on 09/18/2014 10:50:17 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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Weekend at Bidens-the Sequel.


28 posted on 09/18/2014 1:39:09 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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