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To: skeptoid

I was driving along a two lane road at sunrise. I saw a buck off to the left grazing in a field. For some reason, he took off like he was on fire on an intercept course with me. There was nothing else to do but hit the brakes and close my eyes. I heard a small thud on the roof off the car. I opened my eyes and saw the buck hauling donkey up the hill on the right. I pulled over to examine the car. Nothing on the front of the car. On the front of the roof of the car was a small dimple. That stupid deer had vaulted the car! I looked up the hill and there were three other bucks holding up signs with “9” on them. I looked across the road back to the field, and there was another buck chalking up his hooves. Stupid gymnast deer. Got nothing better to do.


36 posted on 09/16/2014 12:06:39 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

It sounds like the bucks were showing off for the females!


37 posted on 09/16/2014 12:45:01 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: blueunicorn6

So, 1 in 88 will hit a deer...

the rest need more range time.


38 posted on 09/16/2014 12:48:23 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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