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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 09/12/2014 5:39:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Here's MY new Apple watch! It was all I could AFFORD!
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title.
It's harder than you think....I'll start first:
Pick Your Artist: THE FIXX
Are you male or female: ARE WE OURSELVES?
Describe yourself: BEAUTIFUL FRICTION
How do you feel about yourself: DRIVEN OUT
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER
Describe where you currently live: THE SIGN OF FIRE
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: LESS CITIES, MORE MOVING PEOPLE
Your favorite form of transportation: SECRET SEPARATION
Your best friend(s) is(are): DEEPER AND DEEPER
Favorite time of day: RED SKIES (at night)
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: A LETTER TO BOTH SIDES
What is life to you: SUNSHINE IN THE SHADE
What is the best advice you have to give: STAND OR FALL
Thought for the Day: BUILT FOR THE FUTURE
How I would like to die: SAVED BY ZERO
Here's an excerpt from Obama's Speech this week
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
Woohoo!!! It’s Friday!!!!!
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:40:03 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Top five eases the pain, however...
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:41:32 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign, number sign, or octothorpe. ###)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:43:34 AM PDT
by
Iron head mike
(the government has made me a criminal, it's their problem now.)
To: Iron head mike
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:44:08 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Manchuria Called. They want their Candidate Back!)
To: EQAndyBuzz
Top 10 OMG I’m usually working.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:45:49 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
To: RandallFlagg
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:46:13 AM PDT
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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Ok, here's a silly argument I am having with my spouse....I want to see what others would do.
The situation:
Your father or father-in-law has spent a lot of time and money to design and build a really nice (birch) entertainment center. Something that would probably cost $1k, if not more, in a furniture store. He no longer uses it and although he has tried to sell it, has not been able to, so it just sits in his house now, after 3-4 years. You would like to have it.
What is most acceptable if you wanted the unit?
A) Paying him the $300 he's asking for it, because he put a lot of time and money into it and you respect that (and him)
B) Refusing to pay any money, because he's family and family should just give you what's been sitting in their house that they can't get rid of, that they aren't using.
C) Other
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:50:58 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:51:36 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(In DC, nobody can hear you scream)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:51:38 AM PDT
by
csivils
To: csivils
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:52:05 AM PDT
by
csivils
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:54:07 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: csivils
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:54:40 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(In DC, nobody can hear you scream)
To: left that other site
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:54:45 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
Pay the $300. Or offer $250.
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:55:00 AM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:55:40 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Lucky9teen
Being the curmudgeon that I am, I’d ask if he’d mind if I used it for a reloading bench.
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:55:48 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
To: csivils
mber how the left was always calling Bush stupid???
"Saudi Arabia has an extensive border with Syria."
- Senior White House official
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:56:29 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: All
Fred was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young ‘pullets’, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Fred’s favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Fred’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring.
He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell Piece Prize,” but they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.
Vote carefully in the next election, you can’t always hear the bells.
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posted on
09/12/2014 5:56:51 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
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