Posted on 09/12/2014 5:39:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Here's MY new Apple watch! It was all I could AFFORD!
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title.
It's harder than you think....I'll start first:
Pick Your Artist: THE FIXX
Are you male or female: ARE WE OURSELVES?
Describe yourself: BEAUTIFUL FRICTION
How do you feel about yourself: DRIVEN OUT
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER
Describe where you currently live: THE SIGN OF FIRE
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: LESS CITIES, MORE MOVING PEOPLE
Your favorite form of transportation: SECRET SEPARATION
Your best friend(s) is(are): DEEPER AND DEEPER
Favorite time of day: RED SKIES (at night)
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: A LETTER TO BOTH SIDES
What is life to you: SUNSHINE IN THE SHADE
What is the best advice you have to give: STAND OR FALL
Thought for the Day: BUILT FOR THE FUTURE
How I would like to die: SAVED BY ZERO
Here's an excerpt from Obama's Speech this week
i love Hall and Oates! i think Darryl Hall is spectacular... his voice is heavenly... i have seen them live 4 times... Journey, twice...
To quote the Great One, Mark Levine - "Thank me!"
Are you male or female: LOVE HUNGRY MAN
Describe yourself: PROBLEM CHILD
How do you feel about yourself: MEAN STREAK
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: LET ME PUT MY LOVE INTO YOU
Describe where you currently live: HELL AIN'T A BAD PLACE TO BE
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: GONE SHOOTIN'
Your favorite form of transportation: EVIL WALKS
Your best friend(s) is(are): GUNS FOR HIRE
Favorite time of day: NIGHT PROWLER
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: THIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE
What is life to you: DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP
What is the best advice you have to give: HAVE A DRINK ON ME
Thought for the Day: MONEY TALKS
How I would like to die: IF YOU WANT BLOOD YOU'VE GOT IT
You’re using a variant of my “compromise!” I have been married for 32 years, so I have learned a few tricks.
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It’s what I would do - you’ve just saved $700 for something you want - and kept peace in the family.
Pick Your Artist: The Kinks
Are you male or female: Lola
Describe yourself: A Well Respected Man
How do you feel about yourself: David Watts
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Alcohol
Describe where you currently live: Shangri-La
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Australia
Your favorite form of transportation: Last of the Steam Power Trains
Your best friend(s) is(are): Ordinary People
Favorite time of day: Waterloo Sunset
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Top of the Pops
What is life to you: Low Budget
What is the best advice you have to give: Theres a Change in the Weather
Thought for the Day: Life Goes On
How I would like to die: Death of a Clown
Pick Your Artist: Metallica
Are you male or female: Of Wolf and Man
Describe yourself: The Outlaw Torn
How do you feel about yourself: Hero of the Day
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: One
Describe where you currently live: Trapped Under Ice (Michigan)
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Your favorite form of transportation: Ride the Lightning
Your best friend(s) is(are): Holier Than Thou
Favorite time of day: Orion
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Wasting MY Hate
What is life to you: Eye of the Beholder
What is the best advice you have to give: Carpe Diem Baby
Thought for the Day: Don’t Tread On Me
How I would like to die: The Day That Never Comes
But I would consider them more “pop” than Journey.
What, no “Moving in Stereo?”
Yeah, that's pretty good but I can make a poodle.
Great minds think (somewhat) alike.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”
The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied the vet..
“How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”
The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”
Pick Your Artist: Jimi Hendrix
Are you male or female: Astroman
Describe yourself: Voodoo Chile
How do you feel about yourself: I Don’t Live Today
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Foxy Lady
Describe where you currently live: Red House
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: All Along The Watchtower
Your favorite form of transportation: Little Wing
Your best friend(s) is(are): Machine Gun
Favorite time of day: Burning of the Midnight Lamp
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Spanish Castle Magic
What is life to you: Manic Depression
What is the best advice you have to give: Tax Free
Thought for the Day: Are You Experienced?
How I would like to die: Fire
Pick Your Artist: The Cure
Are you male or female: Boys Don’t Cry
Describe yourself: Never Enough
How do you feel about yourself: Friday I’m in Love
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Just Like Heaven
Describe where you currently live: Fascination Street
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea to A Forest
Your favorite form of transportation: The Walk
Your best friend(s) is(are): Charlotte Sometimes
Favorite time of day: 10:15 Saturday Night
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Disintegration
What is life to you: Untitled
What is the best advice you have to give: To Wish Impossible Things
Thought for the Day: Play for Today
How I would like to die: Pornography
Are you male or female: Altered Boy
Describe yourself: Growing Older But Not Up
How do you feel about yourself: We Are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: She's Going Out of My Mind
Describe where you currently live: Beach House on the Moon
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Mexico
Your favorite form of transportation: Slow Boat to China
Your best friend(s) is(are): Nautical Wheelers
Favorite time of day: It's Five O'clock Somewhere
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Gypsies In The Palace
What is life to you: Life Is Just A Tire Swing
What is the best advice you have to give: Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On
Thought for the Day: I Wish Lunch Could Last Forever
How I would like to die: Trying to Reason With Hurricane Season
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Secretary of Balloon Doggies!
Pick Your Artist: Jimmy Buffett
Are you male or female: This Old Man
Describe yourself: My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink
How do you feel about yourself: A Pirate Looks At Forty
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw
Describe where you currently live: Margaritaville
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Coast of Carolina
Your favorite form of transportation: Steamer
Your best friend(s) is(are): Son of A Son of A Sailor
Favorite time of day: It’s Five O’clock Somewhere
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: It’s a Big Old Goofy World
What is life to you: Growing Older But Not Up
What is the best advice you have to give: Burn That Bridge
Thought for the Day: The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
How I would like to die: Volcano
GMTA. Good answers.
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