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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 09/12/2014 5:39:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Here's MY new Apple watch! It was all I could AFFORD!

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.  Try not to repeat a song title.

It's harder than you think....I'll start first:

Pick Your Artist: THE FIXX

Are you male or female: ARE WE OURSELVES?

Describe yourself: BEAUTIFUL FRICTION

How do you feel about yourself: DRIVEN OUT

Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER

Describe where you currently live: THE SIGN OF FIRE

If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: LESS CITIES, MORE MOVING PEOPLE

Your favorite form of transportation: SECRET SEPARATION

Your best friend(s) is(are): DEEPER AND DEEPER

Favorite time of day: RED SKIES (at night)

If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: A LETTER TO BOTH SIDES

What is life to you: SUNSHINE IN THE SHADE

What is the best advice you have to give: STAND OR FALL

Thought for the Day: BUILT FOR THE FUTURE

How I would like to die: SAVED BY ZERO


Here's an excerpt from Obama's Speech this week



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: crusty old prospector
Hall and Oates?

i love Hall and Oates! i think Darryl Hall is spectacular... his voice is heavenly... i have seen them live 4 times... Journey, twice...

121 posted on 09/12/2014 10:53:45 AM PDT by latina4dubya
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To: ErnBatavia
Finally! It took 102 posts for an actual joke today....sigh.

To quote the Great One, Mark Levine - "Thank me!"

122 posted on 09/12/2014 11:05:57 AM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: Lucky9teen; LUV W; Lazamataz; Bride Of Old Sarge
Pick Your Artist: AC/DC

Are you male or female: LOVE HUNGRY MAN

Describe yourself: PROBLEM CHILD

How do you feel about yourself: MEAN STREAK

Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: LET ME PUT MY LOVE INTO YOU

Describe where you currently live: HELL AIN'T A BAD PLACE TO BE

If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: GONE SHOOTIN'

Your favorite form of transportation: EVIL WALKS

Your best friend(s) is(are): GUNS FOR HIRE

Favorite time of day: NIGHT PROWLER

If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: THIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE

What is life to you: DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

What is the best advice you have to give: HAVE A DRINK ON ME

Thought for the Day: MONEY TALKS

How I would like to die: IF YOU WANT BLOOD YOU'VE GOT IT

123 posted on 09/12/2014 11:08:49 AM PDT by Old Sarge (TINVOWOOT: There Is No Voting Our Way Out Of This)
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To: Lucky9teen

You’re using a variant of my “compromise!” I have been married for 32 years, so I have learned a few tricks.


124 posted on 09/12/2014 11:16:39 AM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: Lucky9teen
OCD Dilemma


125 posted on 09/12/2014 11:19:59 AM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: Lucky9teen

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It’s what I would do - you’ve just saved $700 for something you want - and kept peace in the family.


126 posted on 09/12/2014 11:28:57 AM PDT by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coups d’état .)
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To: Lucky9teen

Pick Your Artist: The Kinks

Are you male or female: Lola

Describe yourself: A Well Respected Man

How do you feel about yourself: David Watts

Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Alcohol

Describe where you currently live: Shangri-La

If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Australia

Your favorite form of transportation: Last of the Steam Power Trains

Your best friend(s) is(are): Ordinary People

Favorite time of day: Waterloo Sunset

If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Top of the Pops

What is life to you: Low Budget

What is the best advice you have to give: There’s a Change in the Weather

Thought for the Day: Life Goes On

How I would like to die: Death of a Clown


127 posted on 09/12/2014 11:42:07 AM PDT by Edmund
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To: Lucky9teen

Pick Your Artist: Metallica

Are you male or female: Of Wolf and Man

Describe yourself: The Outlaw Torn

How do you feel about yourself: Hero of the Day

Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: One

Describe where you currently live: Trapped Under Ice (Michigan)

If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

Your favorite form of transportation: Ride the Lightning

Your best friend(s) is(are): Holier Than Thou

Favorite time of day: Orion

If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Wasting MY Hate

What is life to you: Eye of the Beholder

What is the best advice you have to give: Carpe Diem Baby

Thought for the Day: Don’t Tread On Me

How I would like to die: The Day That Never Comes


128 posted on 09/12/2014 11:45:52 AM PDT by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
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To: latina4dubya

But I would consider them more “pop” than Journey.


129 posted on 09/12/2014 11:52:09 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: GreenAccord

What, no “Moving in Stereo?”


130 posted on 09/12/2014 11:53:46 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: Lucky9teen

Yeah, that's pretty good but I can make a poodle.

131 posted on 09/12/2014 11:55:29 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Old Sarge

Great minds think (somewhat) alike.


132 posted on 09/12/2014 12:04:09 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”

The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied the vet..

“How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”

The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”


133 posted on 09/12/2014 12:05:20 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Mathews

Pick Your Artist: Jimi Hendrix

Are you male or female: Astroman

Describe yourself: Voodoo Chile

How do you feel about yourself: I Don’t Live Today

Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Foxy Lady

Describe where you currently live: Red House

If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: All Along The Watchtower

Your favorite form of transportation: Little Wing

Your best friend(s) is(are): Machine Gun

Favorite time of day: Burning of the Midnight Lamp

If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Spanish Castle Magic

What is life to you: Manic Depression

What is the best advice you have to give: Tax Free

Thought for the Day: Are You Experienced?

How I would like to die: Fire


134 posted on 09/12/2014 12:10:51 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: fredhead

135 posted on 09/12/2014 12:12:01 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

Pick Your Artist: The Cure

Are you male or female: Boys Don’t Cry

Describe yourself: Never Enough

How do you feel about yourself: Friday I’m in Love

Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Just Like Heaven

Describe where you currently live: Fascination Street

If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea to A Forest

Your favorite form of transportation: The Walk

Your best friend(s) is(are): Charlotte Sometimes

Favorite time of day: 10:15 Saturday Night

If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Disintegration

What is life to you: Untitled

What is the best advice you have to give: To Wish Impossible Things

Thought for the Day: Play for Today

How I would like to die: Pornography


136 posted on 09/12/2014 1:13:47 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen
Pick Your Artist: Jimmy Buffett

Are you male or female: Altered Boy
Describe yourself: Growing Older But Not Up
How do you feel about yourself: We Are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: She's Going Out of My Mind
Describe where you currently live: Beach House on the Moon
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Mexico
Your favorite form of transportation: Slow Boat to China
Your best friend(s) is(are): Nautical Wheelers
Favorite time of day: It's Five O'clock Somewhere
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Gypsies In The Palace
What is life to you: Life Is Just A Tire Swing
What is the best advice you have to give: Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On
Thought for the Day: I Wish Lunch Could Last Forever
How I would like to die: Trying to Reason With Hurricane Season

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

137 posted on 09/12/2014 1:23:07 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Secretary of Balloon Doggies!


138 posted on 09/12/2014 1:36:20 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Lucky9teen

Pick Your Artist: Jimmy Buffett

Are you male or female: This Old Man

Describe yourself: My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink

How do you feel about yourself: A Pirate Looks At Forty

Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw

Describe where you currently live: Margaritaville

If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Coast of Carolina

Your favorite form of transportation: Steamer

Your best friend(s) is(are): Son of A Son of A Sailor

Favorite time of day: It’s Five O’clock Somewhere

If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: It’s a Big Old Goofy World

What is life to you: Growing Older But Not Up

What is the best advice you have to give: Burn That Bridge

Thought for the Day: The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful

How I would like to die: Volcano


139 posted on 09/12/2014 1:51:44 PM PDT by neal1960 (D m cr ts S ck. Would you like to buy a vowel?)
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To: LonePalm

GMTA. Good answers.


140 posted on 09/12/2014 1:53:52 PM PDT by neal1960 (D m cr ts S ck. Would you like to buy a vowel?)
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