Here's MY new Apple watch! It was all I could AFFORD!
Posted on 09/12/2014 5:39:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Here's MY new Apple watch! It was all I could AFFORD!
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title.
It's harder than you think....I'll start first:
Pick Your Artist: THE FIXX
Are you male or female: ARE WE OURSELVES?
Describe yourself: BEAUTIFUL FRICTION
How do you feel about yourself: DRIVEN OUT
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER
Describe where you currently live: THE SIGN OF FIRE
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: LESS CITIES, MORE MOVING PEOPLE
Your favorite form of transportation: SECRET SEPARATION
Your best friend(s) is(are): DEEPER AND DEEPER
Favorite time of day: RED SKIES (at night)
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: A LETTER TO BOTH SIDES
What is life to you: SUNSHINE IN THE SHADE
What is the best advice you have to give: STAND OR FALL
Thought for the Day: BUILT FOR THE FUTURE
How I would like to die: SAVED BY ZERO
Here's an excerpt from Obama's Speech this week
TBH, I am A and have no problem with that.
My husband is B, saying my dad is being “cheap” and “greedy” to ask me to pay. He only wants to offer my dad $50, but my dad wants what the price he’s asking.
I really want the unit, so I’ve told my husband my dad will take $50 for it, and in the meanwhile, since my mom has been helping me cover the cost of my sons ADHD meds, she’ll put what she otherwise would give me, toward the unit, until it’s paid off. That way, technically, I’m not lying when I say, we’re only giving my dad $50.
But it’s SUCH a stupid silly argument. I had a feeling he was the one being irrational about this.
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
‘Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don’t go so well. In this case, things aren’t well. I have cancer. So, let’s head to the club and have a martini.’
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman’s old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, ‘I’ve been diagnosed with AIDS.’ The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.
After the friends left, the woman’s daughter leaned over and whispered, ‘Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that?’
‘Because I don’t want any of those b!tches sleeping with your father after I’m gone.’
And THAT, my friends, is what is called, ‘Putting Your Affairs In Order .’
Finally! It took 102 posts for an actual joke today....sigh.
A
A.
Offer him $300 and ask to borrow his truck to move it.
Pick Your Artist: GARY MOORE
Are you male or female: King Of The Blues
Describe yourself: The Loner
How do you feel about yourself: Tore Down
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Walking By Myself
Describe where you currently live: Cryin’ In The Shadows
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Further On Up The Road
Your favorite form of transportation: Long Grey Mare
Your best friend(s) is(are): Victims of the Future
Favorite time of day: Midnight Blues
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Story of the Blues
What is life to you: House Full of Blues
What is the best advice you have to give:
Thought for the Day: Hold on to Love
How I would like to die: Crying in the Shadows
Awesome challenge!!
Pick Your Artist: THE CARS
Are you male or female: YOU ARE THE GIRL
Describe yourself: DANGEROUS TYPE
How do you feel about yourself: GOT A LOT ON MY HEAD
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: LET’S GO
Describe where you currently live: HEARTBEAT CITY
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: NIGHT SPOTS
Your favorite form of transportation: DRIVE
Your best friend(s) is(are): MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL
Favorite time of day: SINCE YOU’RE GONE
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: GOOD TIMES ROLL
What is life to you: IT’S ALL I CAN DO
What is the best advice you have to give: YOU CAN’T HOLD ON TOO LONG
Thought for the Day: SHAKE IT UP
How I would like to die: VICTIM OF LOVE
Oops! I screwed up.
Change where I curectly live to The Sky Is Crying.
Yep...spiders
Except my family draws names out of a hat for Christmas, so we can focus one one big present for someone and have more $$ for the kids gifts, instead of buying gifts for everyone.
And of course, me and my husbands names went to others, not my parents. But I did think of that and even suggested the “christmas gift” idea, but it’s a no go. :(
Pick Your Artist: BEASTIE BOYS
Are you male or female: HEY LADIES
Describe yourself: FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD
How do you feel about yourself: CAN’T WON’T DON’T STOP
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: INTERGALACTIC
Describe where you currently live: NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: HELLO BROOKLYN
Your favorite form of transportation: SLOW RIDE
Your best friend(s) is(are): 33% GOD (or so he thinks)
Favorite time of day: POSSE IN EFFECT
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY
What is life to you: SHAKE YOUR RUMP
What is the best advice you have to give: HOLD IT NOW HIT IT
Thought for the Day: SABOTAGE
How I would like to die: LOOKIN DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN
“A” Offer him the $300, which sounds like a bargain. Chances are he’ll end up giving it to you because you’re family, but if not, no one’s feelings are hurt.
“EXPERTS now say that you are really never more than 10ft away from this at all times. What is it?”
A BEER
Pick Your Artist: Iron Maiden
Are you male or female: The Wicker Man
Describe yourself: The Trooper
How do you feel about yourself: Afraid to Shoot Strangers
Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Wasting Love
Describe where you currently live: 22 Acacia Avenue
If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Run To The Hills
Your favorite form of transportation: Aces High
Your best friend(s) is(are): Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Favorite time of day: 2 Minutes to Midnight
If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Running Free
What is life to you: Wasted Years
What is the best advice you have to give: Die With Your Boots On
Thought for the Day: Remember Tomorrow
How I would like to die: Flash of the Blade
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