I just had an egg and half a banana, but I don’t think it will hold me for long. Still...
Still, it makes more sense than a banana and half an egg.
An egg and half a banana...
Now processing imagery of ‘Face being held in custody by same.
I find that I am in agreement as to your assessment that they would not be able to hold you for long.
Banana emerges blackened, and very bruised, having lost much of its appeal.
Egg fares worse; bits of shell everywhere, sticky mess... very bad juju for Egg.
But, speaking of eggs...
...do eggs from African chickens have whites?