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Things I've learned from watching C.O.P.S.
Facebook ^ | ongoing | walford

Posted on 08/27/2014 10:52:27 AM PDT by walford

If you say "I didn't do nothing man" enough times, the officer will typically think, "ya know, this man is so adamant that he's innocent, I believe him. I'll let him go."

If you struggle hard enough with the police while they're trying to put cuffs on you, the officers will typically think, "this one has spirit; I'll let him go."

The one with no shirt is the innocent man.

Only innocent people run from the police. "I wuz scurred!"

Even if the officer finds contraband on the subject, if he's black, the officer is in reality hassling him on account of race.

When an officer comes upon a huge mess involving blood, destroyed property, etc. and gets conflicting stories about what happened, the one who said "nothing" is the one telling the truth.

There is a dope fairy out there who randomly tosses dope into houses, cars, unsuspecting people's pockets, etc. The fact that these people always have criminal records involving dope is irrelevant. Therefore, the officer should always believe the subject when he says, "it's not mine, man."

When a car with dark windows is finally stopped after a long chase by the police, nobody was driving.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: criminals; lawenforcement; police; stupidity
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To: walford

COPS is not real. The perps do the same thing off camera and they’ll get squished by the cops.


21 posted on 08/27/2014 11:06:36 AM PDT by SkyDancer (I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
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To: IllumiNaughtyByNature

That’s hilarious. I remember an episode of a young man being cuffed by a cop. He looks over his left shoulder and asks the cop, “What I did?”


22 posted on 08/27/2014 11:06:57 AM PDT by juggernaut
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To: walford

Persons foaming at the mouth and/or ignoring gunshot/knife wounds will say ‘No, officer, I haven’t been doing drugs.’


23 posted on 08/27/2014 11:06:58 AM PDT by relictele (Principiis obsta & Finem respice - Resist The Beginnings & Consider The Ends)
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To: walford
Ex state LEO and probation officer. I always heard from the criminal or especially from the auntie, or grandma that he (the perp) was hanging around with a bad person. I used to tell them, “Tell me who it is and we will arrest this guy that everyone else is hanging out with. We will need only one cell and there will be no more crime after we lock him up.” Silence after that speech. We used to crack up about that one.
24 posted on 08/27/2014 11:07:11 AM PDT by prof.h.mandingo (Buck v. Bell (1927) An idea whose time has come (for extreme liberalism))
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To: SkyDancer

They are all actors, who graduated from “Black Acting School.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoqmCwp95Q8


25 posted on 08/27/2014 11:07:34 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: oh8eleven

I have seen all of the “Jail” episodes and look forward to more.

I have watched shows on other networks about people who are doing hard time in prison and do not enjoy that, because these are people who are already lost. People brought into a local jail at least have some chance of turning themselves around.

And as it is with C.O.P.S., I learn a lot watching how people with no conscience, no capacity for empathy and have obviously were not raised to experience consequences and limitations conduct themselves and think.

People like that are everywhere and it’s important to recognize them before they do unto YOU.


26 posted on 08/27/2014 11:08:04 AM PDT by walford (http://natural-law-natural-religion.blogspot.com/)
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To: dfwgator

Oops forgot the LANGUAGE WARNING!


27 posted on 08/27/2014 11:08:39 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: walford

Totally mindless entertainment but I admit we do love it.

Try this:
http://inthisdimension.com/2014/08/25/progressive-economics-v-reality-or-why-democrats-are-destroying-the-west/


28 posted on 08/27/2014 11:08:54 AM PDT by Uversabound (Our Military past and present: Our Highest example of Brotherhood of Man & Doing God's Will)
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To: juggernaut

When an officer is trying to put cuffs on a subject, he has to turn him loose if he demands a detailed explanation of why he’s being arrested. If the officer will not explain and continues to cuff him, he’s justified in fighting and will face no legal consequences for doing so.


29 posted on 08/27/2014 11:10:55 AM PDT by walford (http://natural-law-natural-religion.blogspot.com/)
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To: walford

But as we learned today from the news today. The one thing will get the perp killed is to shoot the C.O.P.S. camera man. That’s worse than bitch slapping Jesus.


30 posted on 08/27/2014 11:11:53 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: walford
I have seen all of the “Jail” episodes and look forward to more.
I agree - very entertaining! LOL ...
31 posted on 08/27/2014 11:16:29 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Forgotten Amendments

Yep, and every time they serve a warrant now, they have to break out their SWAT toys for the cameras.


32 posted on 08/27/2014 11:18:25 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: walford

I play a game with my kids, where we try to guess gender/race/crime of the next segment.

Example: Male Mexican with stolen property.

Maybe I’m a terrible person.

We’ve come very close to actually keeping score.


33 posted on 08/27/2014 11:21:18 AM PDT by lacrew
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To: relictele

My favorite was the guy who had been huffing spray paint and denied it, but the whole lower half of his face was covered in silver paint.


34 posted on 08/27/2014 11:21:47 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: walford

Walford,

We have spoken a lot about Ferguson all over FR. Al Sharpton and BO seem to have been poised for this event so they could make an issue over race.

The Grand Jury is still out but from what I am hearing they want to convict despite the so called evidence showing something else.

I think Officer Wilson was in the fight of his life.


35 posted on 08/27/2014 11:22:10 AM PDT by Uversabound (Our Military past and present: Our Highest example of Brotherhood of Man & Doing God's Will)
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To: walford
Another thing I noticed is the 'perps' talk too much.

Button your lips, don't talk without an attorney present. The police are not your friends, don't buy the 'hey buddy, what's going on?' bonhomie crap.

36 posted on 08/27/2014 11:23:13 AM PDT by thescourged1
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To: areukiddingme1

“Stupidity is generally hereditary but it should never prevent someone from trying out run police cars, radios, helicopters, and dogs.”

When involved in a high-speed chase with the police and one or more of your tires get popped by spike strips, keep going on the rims. You have 100% chance of getting away.


37 posted on 08/27/2014 11:24:56 AM PDT by walford (http://natural-law-natural-religion.blogspot.com/)
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To: Uversabound

Not to digress too much, but if the autopsy had shown that the violent sociopath [who just had his hands on a man’s throat because he dared follow him after robbing him] had been shot in the back as originally alleged, the media would have been trumpeting this ever 15 mins since autopsy.

A lot of times you can tell what actually happened based upon what the media does NOT say.


38 posted on 08/27/2014 11:28:12 AM PDT by walford (http://natural-law-natural-religion.blogspot.com/)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Mike from Breaking Bad explains why he went from being a cop to being a hitman/fixer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPk3TN81y_c


39 posted on 08/27/2014 11:29:08 AM PDT by cripplecreek ("Moderates" are lying manipulative bottom feeding scum.)
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To: walford

Anyone waht watched COPS and isn’t on the side of the police has the IQ of a Holder.


40 posted on 08/27/2014 11:29:49 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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