[econjack]

What's really scary is that they probably get to vote.

[Tennessee Nana]

Am I wearing jeans or a dress ???

[Professional Engineer]

None of your business. Am I being detained?

[gunsequalfreedom]

Wow. That is so very sad.

[FourtySeven]

Isn’t that kinda like asking, “which weighs more, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?”

[ThunderSleeps]

C’mon man. You know that’s a trick question. You be rollin’ heavy in your ride, slidin’ along dat fast you jus’ know old whitey gonna pull you over. Shoot fool, you never make it 80 miles. You be lucky to get 20 miles goin’ dat fas before you get run off da road and shot by whitey.

[FourtySeven]

They would probably vote to legalize marijuana for recreational use.

Which is precisely what this video should be used to do: to campaign against such a proposal.

(For those that didn’t catch it, that’s not a tobacco cigarette you can hear the cameraman inhaling in the background.)

[Doctor 2Brains]

for later

[grania]

How long to go 80 miles at 80MPH? Approximately 1 hour 15 minutes. 1 hour for the drive, and about 15 minutes to be issued a speeding ticket. <^..^>

[servo1969]

Older video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8DNGh126oM

[Jeff Chandler]

How fast is Train B going?

[TigersEye]

I just asked my mother, who is in the latter stages of Alzheimer’s, the question. She furrowed her brow and did take about five seconds to answer (she probably thought I was trying to trick her) but she gave one answer with no caveats ... “An hour.” lol

[PA Engineer]

Was it an African or European sparrow going 80 miles per hour?

[cynwoody]

City of Los Angeles

High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:__________________________
Gang:__________________________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
   
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
   
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?
   
4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
   
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?
   
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?
   
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?
   
8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
   
9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?
   
10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?

[Hatteras]

Seriously...

The unintended consequences of the TERC Investigations Math Curriculum

[wku man]

Dass okay, homes, dey be drankin' dat purple lean an' smokin' dem Swishers n' sheeeeei*. Yo, you can't be askin' dem dose hard quesshuns n' sheeeeeeiii*, nomesane?

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[SPI-Man]

That is just so sad.

[Sequoyah101]

They vote.

They are living in a nice house as well. Wonder who paid for it? Wonder who pays for their stuff?

They drive and walk among us.

The comments are as bad as the video.

[Gay State Conservative]

Are we factoring in the time it takes to get that speeding ticket?

[kanawa]

Uphill or down?

[Saltmeat]

Now that we have had our math test for today, let’s move on to history class. What color was the white horse that George Washington was riding at Valley Forge?