[nonsporting]

Superman is the anti-christ.

[Tax-chick]

like in the names Michael, Rachel, and Angel.

"Angel" actually comes from the Greek word for "messenger."

[Cowboy Bob]

Apples are from Kazakhstan.

[matthew fuller]

for later.

[albertabound]

Superman was also as Canadian as maple syrup...Joe Shuster was from Toronto.

[Fiji Hill]

I always thought of Superman as Mexican-American. When I was in high school, there was a Mexican-American girl there named Bonnie Kent. Note that Superman’s alter ego is Clark Kent.

[Larry Lucido]

Oy!

[willgolfforfood]

I thought he was from Krypton. Not sure how Jews got there and produced offspring. But whatever….

[Gay State Conservative]

If Superman was Jewish wouldn't it be bacon,instead of kryptonite,that he'd fear most? ;-)

[Sans-Culotte]

Same can be said of the great Marvel Comics heroes, invented by Stan Lee (Stanley Lieber) and The aforementioned Jack Kirby (Jacob Kurtzburg).

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

His parents had to contract with a Laser-Mohel.

Superboy: “Do you expect me to talk?”

Laser-Mohel: “No, Superboy, I expect you to be circumsized!”