"Level Five.....'Someday I'm gonna marry that girl."
Posted on 08/06/2014 9:20:22 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
WAGONER, Okla. — Police arrested a woman they said was intoxicated and not wearing any pants at an Oklahoma high school Monday.
The woman, Lorie Hill, was a newly hired teacher for Wagoner Public Schools. She was found by two other teachers in a Wagoner High School classroom on the first day back at school for teachers.
Police said Hill admitted she had been drinking, police said they found an empty cup in her car.
Wagoner Police Chief Bob Haley said that even though evidence of alcohol consumption was found in Hill's car, there was only enough evidence to arrest her for public intoxication. He said there isn't a credible witness to prove that Hill drank at her house in Claremore and then commuted to Wagoner under the influence.
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She is everything I have ever wanted in a woman.
"Level Five.....'Someday I'm gonna marry that girl."
My high school! Lol
Upon further review, I suggest you rethink that post
LOL!!!!!
Read it carefully.
“What is she doing with no.pants on?”
Having a little too much fun for the first day of school, I’d guess.
My cat saw the pic and coughed up a hairball as an editorial.
/johnny
What has been seen cannot be unseen!!!
I sit corrected. Nevermind.
Wasn’t Chubsy Ubsby the student and not the teacher?
Oh Miss Crabtree she ain’t.
I love Bubbles.
(Sadly, not even Laz would....)
I wish they all could be Oklahoma giiiiirls...
Seriously though, I think she could be suffering from McWhopper syndrome.
Neck-snapping pisschill alert....
Here's the whole thing:
She is my perfect angel, a breath of sweet summer breeze. Her shoulders are bare and unblemished and perfect; her loins like tender and sweet delicate flower petals. Every time I think of her, I come alive again. My every waking moment is dedicated to her love. Would that a thousand stars fell to earth, it still could not compare to the beauty of her form and face.
She had no pants??? There are no words to describe the visual!
They should have taken her to the hospital for medical examination. It looks like there’s some swelling under her hair. From the 5’ marker down...
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