Bill’s secret ‘mistress,’ the ‘Energizer’

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[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Bill’s secret ‘mistress,’ the ‘Energizer’

By Richard Johnson

Bill Clinton reportedly has a buxom blond mistress who visits so often when Hillary Clinton isn’t home in Chappaqua that the former president’s Secret Service detail have given her an unofficial code name: Energizer. This is according to Ronald Kessler in “The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents,” due Aug. 5 from Crown Forum. Kessler is no stranger to the controversies surrounding the Secret Service. He broke the story that Secret Service agents protecting President Obama in Cartagena, Colombia, hired prostitutes, and put the president in jeopardy. The book, portions of which I’ve obtained, says none of the normal protocols is followed when Energizer arrives in her SUV, sometimes just minutes after Hillary has left the Westchester house. Kessler quotes a supervisor informing a new agent: “You don’t stop her, you don’t approach her, you just let her go in.”

[longfellow]

Major league yabbos?

[John W]

[twister881]

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge...tracts of land!

[Slyfox]

Interesting. I had not heard of Rockefeller and Marshack before.

http://nymag.com/news/features/scandals/nelson-rockefeller-2012-4/

[CyberAnt]

Anybody with a brain should never want this POS to enter into the WH again.

[twister881]

Took Marshack a while to get the heavy, naked, and unconscious Rockefeller off of her. She then called her friend Ponchitta, and when she arrived they dragged him to the floor and dressed him before calling 911. A problem: They put his shoes on the wrong feet. He was still alive, just barely, when the meat wagon arrived, but was pronounced dead at the hospital. No autopsy and quick cremation, so that Rockefeller's tumescence could be hidden. Naturally, Marshack has kept a low profile for 35+ years. Truth is stranger than fiction.

[Envisioning]

You know someone would post this.....and it is.

[Delta Dawn]

Don’t forget the, ‘cankles’...

[RetSignman]

I heard that the agents witnessed her leaving with an ice pack on her mouth.

[Delta Dawn]

Wow, I never knew that men needed context...who knew?

[RichInOC]

I’d rather die with a smile on my face like Bubba...not screaming, crying and gasping for breath like the Energizer.

[bobby.223]

Huma: “Hill, I just got this note from my Gyno.....you are gonna have a little, ahem, problem in about 5 days.” Hillary: “DAMN IT HUMA! You told me that thing was clean! You think I need this crappola now!?” Huma: “Oh for crying out loud Hill, don’t tell me old bent boy Billy never gave you a surprise! Get a shot! Good God!”.

[SunkenCiv]

War on Women ping.

[twister881]

Q: Of what did Bubba die?
A: Low blood pressure, 67 over 25. (Thought he was coming, but instead he was going.)

[lightman]

[Delta Dawn]

Oh my gosh Fungi, you said it...

[nascarnation]

FReepers have been predicting BJ’s early demise since the late 90s. And like most rich leftys, he just keeps rolling on.

[nascarnation]

I gotta believe with drone technology, there’s gonna be some Energizer pics pretty soon.

[Fightin Whitey]

that men needed context...who knew?

You just never met a good contextual guy.

[1Old Pro]

This made it to the front page of the NY Post today. I wonder if the 20 reporters at the WAPost will be looking into who signed of on the government grant to pay off Bill’s girl? Now that would be investigative journalism.