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1 posted on 07/16/2014 1:33:48 PM PDT by Gamecock
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..South Carolina


2 posted on 07/16/2014 1:35:00 PM PDT by Gamecock (There is room for all of God's animals. Right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.)
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To: Gamecock

Obviously, he didn’t read the mandated safety instructions on the ladder which warned not to use it near power currents.


3 posted on 07/16/2014 1:35:53 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Gamecock

Hey Harry Reid, I hear there’s copper to be had in Marion.

Come on down.

We’ll keep the lights on for ya....heh!


4 posted on 07/16/2014 1:38:07 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Gamecock

At least the police won’t need to charge him...


5 posted on 07/16/2014 1:40:38 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Gamecock

Electric stairs.


8 posted on 07/16/2014 1:43:53 PM PDT by IronJack
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To: Gamecock

His last words,

“You’ll never take me alive, Copper!”


9 posted on 07/16/2014 1:44:06 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Gamecock

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes. That’s the phrase that should be on his headstone.


11 posted on 07/16/2014 1:45:54 PM PDT by CFW
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To: Gamecock; Slings and Arrows

He got the zot.


15 posted on 07/16/2014 1:59:22 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Gamecock

Years ago our company was hired to rehab a building that had been overtaken and inhabited by homeless creatures, they sure weren’t people. Someone had stripped all the major and most of the minor wiring out, including the main connections to the hot transformer. The rep from Edison was quite impressed!


16 posted on 07/16/2014 2:00:05 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Gamecock

was it an aluminum ladder?


17 posted on 07/16/2014 2:00:09 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Gamecock; Slings and Arrows

..instead of three hots and a cot.


19 posted on 07/16/2014 2:01:06 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Gamecock

Darwin Award winner


23 posted on 07/16/2014 2:11:38 PM PDT by The Great RJ
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To: Gamecock

Obamanomics kills.


25 posted on 07/16/2014 2:15:50 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: Gamecock

Psss...an Eagle told me that the wind generators are full of copper wire...


28 posted on 07/16/2014 2:18:05 PM PDT by hadaclueonce (Because Brawndo's got electrolytes. Because Ethanol has Big Corn Lobby)
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To: Gamecock

That must have really Hertz.


29 posted on 07/16/2014 2:22:30 PM PDT by Fear The People (When the government fears the people, you have LIBERTY.)
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To: Gamecock
He tried to steal it from a roof. Probably a roof top a/c unit? Probably 480 volts? That will wake you up, that's for sure! At least he didn't try to steal the copper at the utility padmount transformer. That would be 13,800 volts and would have turned him into a very well done hamburger.
30 posted on 07/16/2014 2:31:57 PM PDT by HenpeckedCon (What pi$$es me off the most is that POS commie will get a State Funeral!)
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To: Gamecock
Too bad he couldn't power up like a capacitor.


32 posted on 07/16/2014 2:43:41 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need more than seven rounds, Much more.)
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To: Gamecock

He always wanted to be a conductor.


34 posted on 07/16/2014 3:02:54 PM PDT by Steely Tom (How do you feel about robbing Peter's robot?)
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35 posted on 07/16/2014 3:07:54 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Gamecock

Amp-y days are here again!


37 posted on 07/16/2014 5:33:39 PM PDT by kaehurowing (FIGHT BULLYING, UNINSTALL FIREFOX)
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