Poll: What Should the Redskins’ New Name Be?

PJ Media ^ | June 18, 2014 - 9:46 am | by Bryan Preston

[headstamp 2]

The Washington Handouts

[heartwood]

Washington Warriors of Indeterminate but Admired Color

[Telepathic Intruder]

Washington epidermal layers of undisclosed origin for fear of white liberal backlash.

[CJ Wolf]

Washington Tyrants

[skinkinthegrass]

the Washington Red-Skinned Potatoes. *ducking*

[djf]

I was thinking Washington Felons...

[Kenny Bunk]

The DC Bling Bros
The DC Gangstas
The DC Baby Daddies
The Obamanauts
The DC Chitlins
The Ebonic Warriors

But enough of Team ID. The real problem is the team itself. I suggest Maya Angelou coach them through next season.

[MasterGunner01]

Washington Foreskins?

Washington Dicks?

Washington Know Nothings?

Washington Losers?

[Red Badger]

I’m a Cowboys fan and I hope Dan Snyder keeps his team’s name, as is.
Cowboys vs. Redskins is a classic name.

Cowboys vs. Something Else just doesn’t have the panache that ‘Redskins’ has.................

[frithguild]

The Assault Weapons

[Kenny Bunk]

The Washington Handouts/

Very Gooood!

[Paulie]

Someone on FR used to put out the name ‘Fightin’ Whities’, or something similar.

I don't know who to give credit to for that name, but for the purposes of this thread - that name has my vote. It would put the chronically offended white elite in quite a box it would seem.

[MinuteGal]

The Washington Scalpers

Leni

[isthisnickcool]

Redskins’ or whatever the property owner wants it to be.

The trademark issue should be reversed and the people that made that decision JAILED!

[BenLurkin]

Redskins.

[Phlap]

Their new name will be, Redskins, just as their old name was Redskins. And their new logo will be very similar to their old logo. The Bullits changed to the Wizzards but the NBA are wussies. The NFL not so much.

[mulligan]

Washington Redskins.

[LibertyLA]

Washington Jackboots?

[dfwgator]

Washington Redskins

[ConservativeStatement]

Washington Red’s kins.