***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

This is why we can’t have nice things.

The inauguration of President Barraco Barner:

 

 

This wish:

 

 

This question:

 

 

This observation:

 

 

This shocking discovery:

 

 

This history lesson:

 

 

This welcome sign:

 

 

This origin story:

 

 

This stupid question:

 

 

This very important question:

 

 

This sad fact:

 

 

This call for help:

 

 

This tragedy:

 

 

This amateur art historian:

 

 

This person’s plug struggle (puggle):

 

 

This elevator drama:

 

 

This person’s severe lack of toast:

 

 

This unfortunate turn of events:

 

 

This person’s haircut:

 

 

This person’s dream:

 

 

This heart-wrenching show of devotion:

 

 

This message of love:

 

 

This person’s discovery of books:

 

 

This grammatical brunch:

 

 

This person’s plan: excuse the language

This person’s new perfume:

 

 

This person’s first elevator trip:

 

 

This adventure:

 

 

This biology lesson:

 

 

This interesting hypothesis:

 

 

This devastating fact:

 

 

And this time traveler’s discovery:

[IYAS9YAS]

Ha. LEGO firewalk. Been there, done that, at midnight, trying to play toothfairy to my son. Surprised I didn’t wake him.

[Ingtar]

My Virus, called Apathy, just wiped out the world in 453 days!

http://www.plagueincevolved.com

[fidelis]

Sorry to hear that, Lucky9teen. Been there too, but from the other side and it’s like a punch in the gut. I’m praying for you; you’ll get through it.

[IYAS9YAS]

My Virus, called Apathy, just wiped out the world in 453 days!

Meh.

[verga]

Praying for you. Sending you an e-mail.

[sportutegrl]

According to Google Maps is is 3 hours or 180 miles from Miami to Florida.

[Ingtar]

Silly, fun game.

[ErnBatavia]

In...just in time for Page One.

[martin_fierro]

NO DAD DON'T!!!1!

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[IYAS9YAS]

Silly, fun game.

Will check it out at home. It's blocked where I am now. I was just being silly with my response to your virus' name.

[relentlessly]

One day, a very gentle Cajun lady was driving across a high bridge near New Orleans.

As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump.
(”fixin to” in Cajun means getting ready to)

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, “Please don’t jump!
Think of your dear mother and father.”

He replied, “My mom and dad are both dead; I’m going to jump.”

She said, “Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children.”
He replied, “I’m not married, and I don’t have any kids.”

She said, “Well, then you just sing Dixie .”

He replied, ‘’What’s Dixie ?’’

She replied, ‘’Well, bless your heart, you just go ahead and jump, you little Yankee Democrat Bastard, you’re holding up traffic”

[Disambiguator]

I’m very sorry to hear that. I’m surprised you even posted the thread at all!

[relentlessly]

Anybody else notice a resemblance?

[Lucky9teen]

[ErnBatavia]

Triplets!

[Lucky9teen]

It was the LA Kings fans in LA, taking out a drone. Instead of turning over and burning cars in the street after a game, they took out drones. LOL

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/did-la-kings-fans-take-out-lapd-drone-during-stanley-cup-party-135942533.html

[who knows what evil?]

Damn...a little spider was descending from the ceiling on a web strand, and nearly got into my bag of fresh cashews. Now he’s just hanging there...frustrated, I guess. I honestly didn’t know spiders like cashews. Not funny...just weird.

[zeugma]

Thanks Lucky9teen, some of those were hilarious. There are some really dumb folk out there.