I always lower my voice and ask them what they are wearing. THEY hang up on ME...but, mission accomplished!
I could work with that theme...
I always liked the girls calling from “Olin Mills Portrait Studios” wanting to take my picture.
I would always tell them I was a professional nude photographer.
Amazing what you can get a girl to do on the phone when she thinks you’re a professional nude photographer.
Uhhhh, Khakis.
It was great having young children. We used to just pass the phone to the kids. Once they were teenagers and not so much fun we just politely told the callers that we were not interested. If they persisted they got an air horn blown at them.