Haha good one...Reminds of a a news reporter interviewing a man in his 90”s. The man was feeble but looked alert.
Asked about his secret of longevity, the old man says I did not drink or smoke, and ate only low fat foods all my life. Suddenly they hear loud noises from floor above and shaking of ceiling from some one running. Reporter asks the old man what is that noise all about.
The old man replies “I think papa must be drunk again and chasing his girl friend around the furniture”.
Hey that’s pretty funny. I liked it. Got a laugh out of me.
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