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Posted on 05/09/2014 9:07:18 PM PDT by NKP_Vet
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:07:18 PM PDT
by
NKP_Vet
To: NKP_Vet
LOL. Good one. Thanks for the laugh.
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:14:16 PM PDT
by
Yogafist
To: NKP_Vet
Boy, did I need a laugh tonight. Thanks very much!
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:14:45 PM PDT
by
RitaOK
( VIVA CHRISTO REY / Public education is the farm team for more Marxists coming.)
To: NKP_Vet
Two old guys in a boat fishing in the river when a funeral prosession crossed the bridge above them,,,,,,, one old man stood and tipped his hat, the other said that was right nice of him,,,,,,,, he said it was the least he could do as he was married to the woman for 50 years.
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:19:53 PM PDT
by
umgud
To: umgud
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:27:56 PM PDT
by
latina4dubya
(when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: umgud; NKP_Vet
Somebody needs to start an ongoing comic relief joke thread. After all, a merry heart does good like a medicine. Sometimes I think all this angst can be toxic. Need a regular does of laughter.
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:28:06 PM PDT
by
PapaNew
To: PapaNew
I agree and there has got to be a lot of good yarns on FR.
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:32:37 PM PDT
by
umgud
To: umgud
I haven't spoken to my wife in over three months.
We're not fighting...I just like to interrupt.
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:36:24 PM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: gorush
I just don't like to interrupt
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:37:42 PM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: umgud
Well if you think of it, ping me if you find such a thread.
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:38:38 PM PDT
by
PapaNew
To: NKP_Vet
Recently on a video, a woman sarcastically made a comment, that men should try and have a conversation with women and listen like they actually care what they have to say.
I found it kind of funny.
Women talk 20,000 words a day, vs men speaking 7,000 words a day.
If women are talking 3 times as much as men, WHO is doing the talking and WHO is doing the listening?
Also, some might call this a joke:
If A Man Speaks His Mind In A Forest And No Woman Hears Him, Is He Still Wrong?
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:38:41 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: PapaNew
....take my wife, please.
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:41:30 PM PDT
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: umgud
I am on my second double scotch, it is late and I am about to dive into my liquor cabinet for a third scotch (it may also be a bourbon for all I care).
I am certain the joke is sublime and wasted on me in my present condition.
Can you explain it and make me laugh or smile?
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:45:17 PM PDT
by
353FMG
To: 353FMG
To: 353FMG
Wondering myself as a guy going through divorce with both kids living with me. I am getting my ass handed to me by an addicted soon to be x-spouse. Divorce “court” (family law) is decidedly against those with testicles.
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:51:49 PM PDT
by
Ghost of SVR4
(So many are so hopelessly dependent on the government that they will fight to protect it.)
To: RitaOK
Old joke alert.....
Heard about the dyslexic athiest?
He didn’t believe in “ DOG “.
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:52:35 PM PDT
by
Sivad
(NorCal red turf)
To: 353FMG
Kind of a light weight eh?
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:53:49 PM PDT
by
MileHi
To: mountn man
To: Ghost of SVR4
Sucks bad.
In the other post, the ol’ boy was fishin’ as his deceased wifes funeral went past.
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posted on
05/09/2014 9:55:57 PM PDT
by
MileHi
To: 353FMG
It made me laugh heartily, but I don’t feel like explaining why.
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posted on
05/09/2014 10:06:48 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(Let the Tea Party win, and we will declare peace on the American people and go home.)
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