To: umgud
I am on my second double scotch, it is late and I am about to dive into my liquor cabinet for a third scotch (it may also be a bourbon for all I care).
I am certain the joke is sublime and wasted on me in my present condition.
Can you explain it and make me laugh or smile?
13 posted on
05/09/2014 9:45:17 PM PDT by
353FMG
To: 353FMG
To: 353FMG
Wondering myself as a guy going through divorce with both kids living with me. I am getting my ass handed to me by an addicted soon to be x-spouse. Divorce “court” (family law) is decidedly against those with testicles.
15 posted on
05/09/2014 9:51:49 PM PDT by
Ghost of SVR4
(So many are so hopelessly dependent on the government that they will fight to protect it.)
To: 353FMG
Kind of a light weight eh?
17 posted on
05/09/2014 9:53:49 PM PDT by
MileHi
To: 353FMG
It made me laugh heartily, but I don’t feel like explaining why.
20 posted on
05/09/2014 10:06:48 PM PDT by
Defiant
(Let the Tea Party win, and we will declare peace on the American people and go home.)
To: 353FMG
Two old guys in a boat fishing in the river when a funeral prosession crossed the bridge above them,,,,,,, one old man stood and tipped his hat, the other said that was right nice of him,,,,,,,, he said it was the least he could do as he was married to the woman for 50 years.
The old guy was married to the woman for 50 years; she died, and he opted to go fishing instead of to her funeral.
IMHO, if they were still married after 50 years, and he liked to fish THAT much, she would have been perfectly happy with his tip of the hat while fishing. :)
26 posted on
05/09/2014 11:05:38 PM PDT by
PieterCasparzen
(We have to fix things ourselves)
To: 353FMG
Can you explain it and make me laugh or smile?....Yes. Look to the left and there is a bottle of Scotch you forgot about. Happy weekend!
52 posted on
05/10/2014 7:52:17 AM PDT by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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