How Americans Live Today, Survive By Eating Birds And Snow- (North Korean Newsreel: 4min)

americandigest ^ | May 1, 2014

[virgil283]

"A new release on North Korea Documentary Television, showing how Americans live and how many of them have to eat snow and birds to survive. ..... in modern day America. Huddled together, the poor, the cold, the lonely, and the homosexuals."

.....two friends with their dead buddies in body bags beside them;

[virgil283]

"They show the poor conditions of the houses, how many people have to eat birds and snow whilst living in tents. You also will see the "snow soup kitchens", which are on every street corner (except in Oregon) and a former Republican Candidate, who tried to get elected in snow soup kitchens in Portland, Oregon and was defeated to cries of "give us back our snow soup kitchens, you naughty man!".

[kaehurowing]

This is a very accurate description of my community since Obama became president!

[Farmer Dean]

Obama is going to be pissed,the Norks weren’t supposed to release that video until after the mid-term election.

[Telepathic Intruder]

There are very few crows left in Oregon now, due to the high demand. And to think that before Obama, they used to be the scavengers.

[ProudFossil]

This is a very accurate description of my community since Obama became president!

That cannot be true. Mr Gore says we are dying because of global warming to the maximum. You must be watching Fox News. :-)

[humblegunner]

Bugger off, you hungry little Korean commies.

We're reduced to eating bugs, dammit.

[builder]

Obama and his supporters are trying to get us to this point. They have made great strides in just five plus years.,

[PGR88]

The NORKS are probably jealous; “they have BIRDS to eat??!!”

[2ndDivisionVet]

And the North Koreans cried “They get to eat birds and drink clean snow? Dam rich Kulaks!”

[Norm Lenhart]

Don’t worry, I am arguing with a ‘freeper’ on another thread about Obama’s foreign policy success. There is plenty of disinformation to go around and people to spread it.

[NEMDF]

We all know what can happen when some inflammatory video gets out there. People have lost their lives over lesser evils.

[builder]

Is that the Korean Jay Carney narrating? About as factual as any propaganda this gang spouts daily.

[Malone LaVeigh]

Mmmmmm ... mudbugs!

[House Atreides]

“There are very few crows left in Oregon now, due to the high demand....”
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In Maryland we’ve been reduced to eating sparrows since crows are nowhere to be found now. And the snow we’ve been using since last November is gone-—fortunately we’ve recently had muddy flood waters to substitute for the snow.

[353FMG]

Does PETA know this?

[Drew68]

North Korean news is hilarious. Did you know Kim Il-sung invented the airplane and cured polio? And when we aren't eating rice generously donated to us by North Korea, we're forced to eat each other.

Eventually the regime will fall, borders will open and the North Koreans are going to be absolutely stupefied at the charade that's been sold to them.

[uglybiker]

Where’s my snow coffee, dangit!!?

[xrmusn]

TWO TRUISMS

DON’T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!!!!!!!!

WHERE BAMBI GOES, NOTHING GROWS!!!

[353FMG]

Dead birds are an easy meal around the wind turbines these days.

Mmmm, nothing more tasty than boiled mangled bald eagle with toad stools.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Since Obama came and confiscated all our BB guns, even sparrows are out of the question now. And since we don’t get any snow in Oregon, I had to travel to Eugene once and ask them “can you please not piss in the Willamette river anymore because we have to drink that downstream?” I’m sure they just ignored me.