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Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives
CNN ^ | 16 April 2016 | Alan Duke

Posted on 04/16/2014 1:37:54 PM PDT by Theoria

Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

Details about what triggered the incident were not available.

Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

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TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: andrejohnson; andrenojohnson; california; christbearer; ducttape; geiconotready; longbeach; losangeles; napl; northhollywood; northstar; notdrugrelated; rap; rapiscrap; rapper; shlongbeach; williammann; wutang; wutangclan
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To: Slings and Arrows

She’d certainly know when to stop.


141 posted on 04/16/2014 8:04:18 PM PDT by Salamander (Agent Of Fortune)
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To: Salamander

The attending physician may not want to call the code.


142 posted on 04/16/2014 8:14:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It would be more newsworthy if they were taken to different hospitals.


Certainly one of the most hilarious comments I’ve experienced.

Thank you for a belly laugh.

:-)


143 posted on 04/16/2014 8:15:27 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Soon, the infamous season of biker parties with “weinie bite” contests will begin.

I will think of you and this thread, often.

;D


144 posted on 04/16/2014 8:20:18 PM PDT by Salamander (Agent Of Fortune)
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To: pax_et_bonum

My pleasure. (The two Johnsons might disagree.)


145 posted on 04/16/2014 8:24:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Salamander

I don’t really want to know, do I?

(But I am flattered nonetheless.)


146 posted on 04/16/2014 8:25:13 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Jonty30

Johnson needed Johnson and Johnson to re-john his Johnson-less johnson.


147 posted on 04/16/2014 8:33:18 PM PDT by eldoradude (How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

My pleasure. (The two Johnsons might disagree.)


Lol!

You’re on a roll tonight!


148 posted on 04/16/2014 8:36:02 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: pax_et_bonum

> You’re on a roll tonight!

So were the patients.


149 posted on 04/16/2014 8:49:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hot dogs suspended by strings.

Biker drives his gal under it and she tries to bite off as much as possible.

All I can ever think about is what if the string gets caught between her teeth and yanks them out?

:-O


150 posted on 04/16/2014 9:10:13 PM PDT by Salamander (Agent Of Fortune)
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To: Salamander

That could be conditioning the gals to some habits the bikers might regret later.

(The string issue is a valid concern too, of course.)


151 posted on 04/16/2014 9:24:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It’s always grossed me out.

The hot dogs are raw and slimy, dipped in way too much mustard and some of the women actually go ahead and eat them.

Bleah!

Nasty.

I was once asked why I didn’t participate.

I said I preferred mine alive and kicking.

Ha.


152 posted on 04/16/2014 9:35:58 PM PDT by Salamander (Agent Of Fortune)
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To: Salamander

Good answer.


153 posted on 04/16/2014 9:37:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, the guys standing behind me definitely approved.

;D


154 posted on 04/16/2014 9:39:12 PM PDT by Salamander (Agent Of Fortune)
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To: Theoria

Wu-Tang Clan? He doesn’t look Chinese.


155 posted on 04/17/2014 3:36:24 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
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To: Theoria

Ya don’t suppose drugs were involved?


156 posted on 04/17/2014 3:54:35 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
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To: Theoria

What a pointless act.


157 posted on 04/17/2014 6:34:29 AM PDT by PeteePie (Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: Theoria

While I’m sure that Obamacare would have paid to assist him in cutting it off, I don’t think it covers reattachment procedures.

I’m pretty sure it only covers one transsexual operation per calendar year. He’ll have to put Mr. Johnson on ice for a while.


158 posted on 04/17/2014 8:52:16 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (There can be no Victory without a fight and no battle without wounds)
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To: Salamander

Only You could come up with that so this is dedicated to you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r2pEdc1_lI


159 posted on 04/17/2014 8:53:11 AM PDT by RipSawyer
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To: Farmer Dean
I see it as self imposed birth control. At least we know that no further contamination of the gene pool will occur from his direction.

We should thank this man for fully understanding what a total nothing he is to society. We need to thank him for his clear demonstration to all just how intelligent he and his views are to real life.

And now, Johnson, minus his jonhson, your 10 minutes of stupid fame are up. Give him his diaper and send him to bed.

160 posted on 04/17/2014 9:05:07 AM PDT by oldenuff2no (Citizen.)
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