[TADSLOS]

Where's the beer and the single women?

You'll have to get clearance from Laz for that.

[pgkdan]

They got beer here and nobody told me?!?!?!?

[Responsibility2nd]

Have you been gone? No one noticed. Are you logged in? Do you still like cheese? Click the Donate Button.

Yada yada yada.

[ZOOKER]

Sorry, your membership has lapsed - you have to start over.

Welcome to FR, noob.

[GeronL]

We held a convention and banned the starting of sentences with “so”.

[ToxicMich]

Yeah yeah, I remember you. How is marriage counseling going???

[b4its2late]

Welcome Home!

[Psalm 73]

You’ve been gone awhile, Bob - Prison? Coma? Drunken stupor?

[b4its2late]

You have to get yourself on the Hottie Ping list....

[ßuddaßudd]

nothing like a good ol’ fashioned hiatus . . .
drink up

[M Kehoe]

Good afternoon. I hope you are doing well.

You will have to get the beer and single women on your own. You are a FReeper for goodness sake.

5.56mm

[varon]

Did you do the full time or are you out on parole?

[Vendome]

Laz hit all the single women but, there’s plenty of beer left....

[Zeneta]

I was all right for awhile
I could smile for awhile
But I saw you last night
You held my hand so tight
As you stopped to say, “Hello”

Oh, you wished me well
You, you couldn’t tell
That I’d been crying over you
Crying over you

When you said, “So long”
Left me standing all alone
Alone and crying, crying
Crying, crying

It’s hard to understand
But the touch of your hand
Can start me crying

I thought that I was over you
But it’s true, so true
I love you even more
Than I did before

But, darling, what can I do?
For you don’t love me
And I’ll always be crying over you
Crying over you

Yes, now you’re gone
And from this moment on
I’ll be crying, crying
Crying, crying
Yeah, crying, crying
Over you

[no-to-illegals]

#1) I do not know about no single women.
#2) The beer was thrown out. You weren't here to drink it.
#3) Put the firearm on safety and have some 'White Lighten'. The drinks have been upgraded. Heck after 5 years of obama do you blame us.

[Tax-chick]

There’s a single woman drinking a beer at my dinner table as I type. (And it is not I. I’m a married woman drinking wine at the desk.)

Nice to see you again.

[PistolPaknMama]

Was the bunny with the pancake on his head with you? I haven’t seen him in a long time either.

[Billthedrill]

Welcome back! Yeah, there have been some changes. The Mods are now using drones with Hellfire missiles (Heckfire missiles on the Religion Forum), Ash outed himself as the ghost of Leon Trotsky, A+Bert had sex reassignment surgery and is now a Carmelite nun, Classy Green-eyed Blonde turned out to be Michael Moore and was banned for posting a picture of himself in a bikini, and Jim Thompson took over the management of the site. Other than that, not much.

[SamAdams76]

I am glad that you have become a convert. The music of Joanna Newsom is definitely an acquired taste. It took me a while to like Monkey & Bear but what a haunting song. Listen to it about 15 times and it will stick with you for life. Definitely worth the time and effort to appreciate.

She is definitely one of the top 10 recording artists of all time. Even better than The Beatles and Beethoven. Check out Cosmia which is another of the greatest pieces of music ever created. But you do have to listen to it about 20 times to truly appreciate.

I would get naked and crawl 5 miles through jagged glass in order to hear her sing and play that harp.

[thenewsblogger]

The beer is with the single women.