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Flatulence caused by baked beans in global warming query
West Morning News, UK ^ | April 9, 2014 | Nicholas Randall

Posted on 04/11/2014 10:09:53 AM PDT by Twotone

A hereditary peer has questioned whether flatulence caused by the country’s high consumption of baked beans is adding to global warming.

Viscount Simon, 73, a Labour peer who has been a member of the House of Lords for more than 20 years, raised concerns about the “smelly emissions”.

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To: hoagy62

I agree....and your house smells like a barn for a few days from cooking the stuff.


21 posted on 04/11/2014 10:42:30 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Twotone

they need to ban all-you-can-eat taco nights, too


22 posted on 04/11/2014 10:43:41 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Know et al

Some yrs. ago a friend was showing off his 60’s era Mercedes to me.
He pointed out it had an exhaust system that drew air. etc. through the perforated leather cushions.
Helped with the aftermath of cabbage and beer.


23 posted on 04/11/2014 10:43:54 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: Twotone

Let’s see, so far the Progessives want to outlaw meat, salt, soft drinks, sugar and now beans. Plus corn is for fuel not food. I’m sure I left a few things out. When the time comes I won’t have a shred of guilt about shooting them.


24 posted on 04/11/2014 10:53:36 AM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: hoagy62

Nothing better than FRIED cabbage with bacon, onion and cajun seasonings!


25 posted on 04/11/2014 10:59:06 AM PDT by prisoner6 (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! I AM A FREE MAN!)
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To: Twotone
These guys should get a Nobel Prize for saving the World then.
26 posted on 04/11/2014 11:21:24 AM PDT by Boiler Plate ("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
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To: bigbob

They need to ban all-you-can-eat taco nights, too.
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NEVER! I am of the view that if there’s one thing both Heaven and Hell have in common it is that Tuesday is All-You-Can-Eat Taco Night.


27 posted on 04/11/2014 11:33:49 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: Twotone

I think formerly-Great Britain is a source of “smelly emissions” of socialism.


28 posted on 04/11/2014 12:28:47 PM PDT by backwoods-engineer (Blog: www.BackwoodsEngineer.com)
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To: Twotone

The only thing holding back the glaciers is flatulence. Take away the beans, and we’re under fifty feet of snow in two years.


29 posted on 04/11/2014 12:34:57 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: hoagy62
Good one! I see you got my drift. (no pun intended) (yeah, sure)
30 posted on 04/11/2014 3:53:23 PM PDT by Know et al (Noone has ever choked to death on a raw oyster.)
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