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NO APRIL FOOLS DAY THREAD TODAY!
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| April 1, 2014
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 04/01/2014 8:21:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I have, for the last two or three years, done an April Fools Day thread. One, for example, said I would no longer post "I'd hit it". Another time, I posted that Google apologized for a Socialist doodle. Another time, I opused.
But this year, I will not be posting an April Fools day thread. It's time to get serious in America. We need to stop screwing around and joking.
These are tough, bitter times, and there is no room for humor or petty little 'April Fools Day' threads. Let's get over this stupid tradition, shall we?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; ohthehugemanatee; thisisseries; vanity
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To: Lazamataz
Didn’t you hear? There won’t be any April this year. We’re doing March twice so people will have more time to sign up for Obamacare.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:33:26 AM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Lazamataz
Copycat! I thought of that first!!!!
42
posted on
04/01/2014 8:33:35 AM PDT
by
Mygirlsmom
(Enemies Beware: Obama has a phone and a # and he knows how to use them.)
To: Lazamataz
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi were just inducted into MENSA
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:34:02 AM PDT
by
ken5050
("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
To: Cicero
Didnt you hear? There wont be any April this year. Were doing March twice so people will have more time to sign up for Obamacare.That is actually NOT a joke. Obama signed an executive order at midnight last night.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:34:56 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
Say it ain’t so, Laz.
Put up the April Fool’s thread, Laz, I know you’ve got one ready!!
45
posted on
04/01/2014 8:35:12 AM PDT
by
Bon of Babble
(The dogs bark; the caravan moves on!)
To: Lazamataz; everyone
Due to Laz’s sex change, Laz will now be known as ‘I be hit’
46
posted on
04/01/2014 8:36:32 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Bon of Babble
Say it aint so, Laz. Put up the April Fools thread, Laz, I know youve got one ready!!No.
In fact, I decided yesterday not to post ANY thread on Free Republic today.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:36:37 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
Personally, I'm staying off Free Republic today. Busy elsewhere today?
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:36:44 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: a fool in paradise
You know darned well I’ve given up women.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:37:22 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
50
posted on
04/01/2014 8:38:12 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: Lazamataz
I'm afraid I do not know lizard mating habits.
I thought that I read somewhere that you had invested in, 'slithering', technology...
51
posted on
04/01/2014 8:38:49 AM PDT
by
Delta Dawn
(Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
To: Lazamataz
Wormed their way into your heart?
52
posted on
04/01/2014 8:39:51 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:40:39 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
To: Lazamataz
It is an OUTRAGE that you refuse to post your annual April Fool’s thread and refuse to post anything today.
Did Jim Rob threaten to close your account if you pulled your usual April Fool’s pranks?
Since when have you ever listened to anything anyone said here on FreeP??
Now, post the thread Laz, the coast is clear and feel free to post away today, articles and comments.
Nothing to be afraid of!!
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:41:16 AM PDT
by
Bon of Babble
(The dogs bark; the caravan moves on!)
To: Lazamataz
Since you fooled me last year, and I chastised you for it, I heartily laud your restraint. However, I must duly admit that I am somewhat discouraged that we somehow can no longer maintain a light-hearted spirit and that everything must be serious all the time.
I know I must sound schizophrenic.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:44:39 AM PDT
by
Obadiah
(I Like Ted.)
To: Lazamataz
BEST. APRIL. FOOLS. DAY. POST. EVER. !!!!!!!
To: Obadiah
However, I must duly admit that I am somewhat discouraged that we somehow can no longer maintain a light-hearted spirit and that everything must be serious all the time.Serious. A pall-bearer's attitude. Life is drudgery, pain, hatred and sorrow. If you laugh, you lost in life.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:46:12 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: CharlesWayneCT
BEST. APRIL. FOOLS. DAY. POST. EVER. !!!!!!!The irony was not lost on many. :)
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:46:37 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: ken5050
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi were just inducted into MENSA
______________________________________
Barack Obama and Joe Biden were their sponsors...
To: Lazamataz
I’m afraid to click on this thread.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:48:33 AM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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