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NO APRIL FOOLS DAY THREAD TODAY!
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| April 1, 2014
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 04/01/2014 8:21:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I have, for the last two or three years, done an April Fools Day thread. One, for example, said I would no longer post "I'd hit it". Another time, I posted that Google apologized for a Socialist doodle. Another time, I opused.
But this year, I will not be posting an April Fools day thread. It's time to get serious in America. We need to stop screwing around and joking.
These are tough, bitter times, and there is no room for humor or petty little 'April Fools Day' threads. Let's get over this stupid tradition, shall we?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; ohthehugemanatee; thisisseries; vanity
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:21:28 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Haven’t you heard? Obama and Valerie Jarrett announced today they are going conservative.
2
posted on
04/01/2014 8:22:41 AM PDT
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(Republican has "I can" at the end. Democrat has "rat". Any questions?)
To: Lazamataz
Yes, but the first thing JimRob did was block your account.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:22:59 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(There's the Beef!)
To: Lazamataz
I will not be posting an April Fools day thread Poor, confused Laz. You just posted an April Fools day thread...
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:23:17 AM PDT
by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: Lazamataz
5
posted on
04/01/2014 8:23:21 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
To: Lazamataz
Hurraz Laz..
and I for one will refrain from posting a comment on this thread...
To: Lazamataz
Everything I am about to say is the truth: “I am lying.”
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:23:25 AM PDT
by
alancarp
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Na, Laz is now dating Valerie Jarrett.
8
posted on
04/01/2014 8:23:46 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: rjsimmon
4 freakin’ seconds... dang.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:23:47 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
To: Lazamataz
Ha ha! That’s very funny. Now, what’s the gag?
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:25:19 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: Lazamataz
To: rjsimmon; IYAS9YAS; Tennessee Nana; alancarp
YOU GET IT! dingdingdingdingding....
APRIL FOOLS!!!!
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:25:53 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
NO April Fool’s thread??!! Oh, you must be kidding me.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:26:04 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(F the government)
To: Lazamataz
puh leeze and thank you - I wouldn’t miss any of that nonsense
To: Lazamataz
That’s too bad, Laz. I’ll refrain from commenting on the April Fools thread that you didn’t post.
(sad)
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:26:28 AM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
(My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
To: Cyber Liberty
Ha ha! That’s very funny. Now, what’s the gag?Iron Knee. :)
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:26:31 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
Yes! And now that we are being serious, join me as I shall lead the movement to get Barack H. Obama, mm mm mm , elected to his third term as President of the United States.
And having typed that, I think I’m going to go kill myself. I feel like scummy filth. Anyone have a handout?
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:26:45 AM PDT
by
edh
(I need a better tagline)
To: rjsimmon
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:26:52 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Zathras; Lazmataz
Na, Laz is now dating boinking Valerie Jarrett.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:27:32 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(F the government)
To: Lazamataz
People can no longer tell the difference. Absurdity is sometimes very real anymore.
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posted on
04/01/2014 8:27:45 AM PDT
by
dforest
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