Or is Obama and the NSA watching my computer too close...
I do have a red sticker on my mailbox AND a yellow one- what does that mean?
1 posted on
03/30/2014 11:20:44 AM PDT by
Mr. K
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To: Mr. K
I do have a red sticker on my mailbox AND a yellow one- what does that mean? Probably that you take both daily & weekend issues of the newspaper.
To: Mr. K
The Interwebs is just a series of tubes. They can only handle so many bits of data. Once the bits reach critical mass the tubes will clog up and the Interwebs will cease to function.
3 posted on
03/30/2014 11:24:02 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.")
To: Mr. K
Are you talking about the internets?
4 posted on
03/30/2014 11:26:11 AM PDT by
right way right
(America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
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5 posted on
03/30/2014 11:26:37 AM PDT by
Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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7 posted on
03/30/2014 11:29:24 AM PDT by
1rudeboy
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8 posted on
03/30/2014 11:30:47 AM PDT by
jtal
(Runnin' a World in Need with White Folks' Greed - since 1492)
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9 posted on
03/30/2014 11:31:32 AM PDT by
BreezyDog
To: Mr. K
Microsoft is up to something again. Must be a patch. lol
To: Mr. K; humblegunner; Salamander
What you are experiencing is known as Interweb Scanning Comprehension Overload.
You are processing the informations gleaning from interweb reading much like Evelyn Woods and are understand of them so fastly that it seems like they are slowly slowing down from perspective of you.
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE IF YOU TYPE IN IN ALL CAPS WITH A LOT OF EXCLAMATION POINTS1
12 posted on
03/30/2014 11:32:46 AM PDT by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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16 posted on
03/30/2014 11:35:12 AM PDT by
Delta 21
(If you like your freedom, you can keep your freedom. Period.)
To: Mr. K
Check with your electric utility, your voltage may be running on the low side.
18 posted on
03/30/2014 11:36:05 AM PDT by
Paladin2
To: Mr. K
Is your computer downloading updates in the background, or is there a full scan for viruses going on? If you have DSL, it can be unpredictably variable. On the weekends a lot of people in yor neighborhood may be at home catching up on their email.
22 posted on
03/30/2014 11:38:35 AM PDT by
imardmd1
(Fiat Lux)
To: Mr. K
Doh! You should be using PC-Matic now with “SuperSpeed”
23 posted on
03/30/2014 11:41:05 AM PDT by
RBStealth
(--raised by wolves, disciplined and educated by nuns.)
To: Mr. K
My hookup is quite fast today.
To: Mr. K
LOG IN
To: Mr. K
Mine is slower than sludge this afternoon.
To: Mr. K
Harry Reid told me its your fault.
33 posted on
03/30/2014 11:48:49 AM PDT by
Jhadur
("I'm shocked, Ricky, to discover that gambling is taking place in this establishment.")
To: Mr. K
Your 1st and 2nd problems are outlook and facebook respectively.
34 posted on
03/30/2014 11:49:41 AM PDT by
bicyclerepair
(The zombies here elected alcee hastings. TERM LIMITS ... TERM LIMITS)
To: Mr. K
"Hey there, it's my job to control access to the innernet and people noticed you was spending way too much time on it so I was asked to throttle you back a notch. Now just between you and me, if you was willing to part with a carton of cigarettes and hook me up with a Papa John's pizza delivery - extra cheese and sausage - I could open up some ports and bring your innernet back up to speed"
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