"Hey there, it's my job to control access to the innernet and people noticed you was spending way too much time on it so I was asked to throttle you back a notch. Now just between you and me, if you was willing to part with a carton of cigarettes and hook me up with a Papa John's pizza delivery - extra cheese and sausage - I could open up some ports and bring your innernet back up to speed"
35 posted on 03/30/2014 11:50:33 AM PDT by SamAdams76
