Posted on 03/30/2014 7:14:50 AM PDT by beebuster2000
Noah. don't bother, painful experience.
major beef with the movie is just the twisted plot. crazy long, the two kids sitting behind me long about 2 hours in totally lost it. i didn't blame them. drags on and on.
basically a bunch of time up front in the movie doing what exactly? not sure, Noah and family wander around eating moss and stuff, they don't eat meat, thats evil. those that eat meat will be destroyed by the Creator. ok fine, accept that in the movie and move on, but its weird. the meat eater theme continues throughout. as does the green BS about planet stewardship etc etc, ok, again fine, lets move on.
then Noah teams up with these fallen angels who live in these really stupid and silly looking giant rock bodies. What? anyway, those guys build the ark and they really look dumb like a kids cartoon. again, fine lets move on.
big battle as the ark starts to float. good.
now the really painful part, the ark trip, one of the babes is pregnant and eventually delivers twins. BUT, Noah goes nuts on the trip, like his meds run out. he now wants to kill his family this goes on and on and on.
please Creator, make the flood stoop so the movie can end and i can go to the bathroom.
FINALLY, the ark lands, but we don't get to see the animals get off. did i mention that they have been "asleep" for like 10 months? anyway, we do get to see Noah, now drunk, naked and living in a cave. Why? we don't know. Apparantly he gets his scrip renewed and gets back on the meds because he comes back to the family and helps dig around in the dirt.
Forgive me if this was posted before.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2014/03/28/9-problems-Noah
She is hot, in a Hermione Grainger sort of way.
It’s sort of amazing to see that someone who posts on Free Republic is actually supporting a movie that has their IDEOLOGY as the very thing we fight against here — the liberal, leftist, ‘green’, global warming and enviro-whacko agenda! I think you jumped onto the wrong forum ... :-) ...
Here’s what was posted elsewhere ...
The studio and the director made a liberal, leftist, ‘green’, global warming and enviro-whacko PROPAGANDA HIT PIECE against the foundations of Christianity and the Bible — and instead, sneaking in their enviro-whacko IDEOLOGY as the basis of the movie!
Dennis Prager, in the following Freeper posting, explains what is going on, in our culture. This movie NOAH is a prime example of how that works.
Judaism, Christianity, Environmentalism
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3139589/posts
I didn’t see a thing about global warming in the movie. If you have saw the movie please tell me what part of the movie speaks of global warming.
They did a good job with Son of God. Too bad , they blew it with this one. It will crash and burn, hopefully.
Son of God was garbage that twisted scripture around so bad it was pathetic. Putting words in Jesus mouth he never said and having him do things he never done.
Wasn’t that the end of the plot on the remake of “Battlestar Gallactica”?
Jennifer has some awesome topless scenes in movies.
I’ve seen them, and “they” are impressive. Good looking out though.
I think it kept true to the spirit of Jesus and most all of the great miracle and Jesus teaching forgiveness were in there. I don’t really know what you were watching? It was the best depiction of Jesus, in my opinion. Actually showed a smiling and happy man, which is just how true Christians are!
really? which ones?
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