Posted on 03/30/2014 7:14:50 AM PDT by beebuster2000
Noah. don't bother, painful experience.
major beef with the movie is just the twisted plot. crazy long, the two kids sitting behind me long about 2 hours in totally lost it. i didn't blame them. drags on and on.
basically a bunch of time up front in the movie doing what exactly? not sure, Noah and family wander around eating moss and stuff, they don't eat meat, thats evil. those that eat meat will be destroyed by the Creator. ok fine, accept that in the movie and move on, but its weird. the meat eater theme continues throughout. as does the green BS about planet stewardship etc etc, ok, again fine, lets move on.
then Noah teams up with these fallen angels who live in these really stupid and silly looking giant rock bodies. What? anyway, those guys build the ark and they really look dumb like a kids cartoon. again, fine lets move on.
big battle as the ark starts to float. good.
now the really painful part, the ark trip, one of the babes is pregnant and eventually delivers twins. BUT, Noah goes nuts on the trip, like his meds run out. he now wants to kill his family this goes on and on and on.
please Creator, make the flood stoop so the movie can end and i can go to the bathroom.
FINALLY, the ark lands, but we don't get to see the animals get off. did i mention that they have been "asleep" for like 10 months? anyway, we do get to see Noah, now drunk, naked and living in a cave. Why? we don't know. Apparantly he gets his scrip renewed and gets back on the meds because he comes back to the family and helps dig around in the dirt.
Just go upstairs and ask your mommy. I’m sure she’ll get that fixed for you.
It would seem you need a new keyboard as your capitals are intermittent. Might want to check that out.
You have made the Rainbow Connection! I am so happy!
i dont do caps, thats for small minds. barely do spell check. it all just flows , thats my genius. bask in it while you can.
Wasn't that pretty much covered in Genesis?
Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
- - Genesis 1:26
Will do. Gotta run now. I need a shower from all this 'basking'.
Yeah, it was covered in Genesis ...
Genesis 9:2, 3
2 The fear and dread of you will fall upon all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air, upon every creature that moves along the ground, and upon all the fish of the sea; they are given into your hands.
3 Everything that lives and moves will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.
NOTE ...
“Just as I gave you the green plants, I NOW give you everything.”
Majority of FRs join with Rick Warren, grinning Joel Osteen and Oprah Winfrey to blast the movie because all three of those feel-good New Age loudmouths know so much about the Word of God.
If the lions are here today ... they made it into the ark ... :-) ...
Face it. Emma Watson will never be “hot”. For one thing, she is way too intelligent to attach her star to that. Secondly, she’s not going to have all the physical qualities that make women “hot” these days. Thirdly, she’s always going to be Hermione Grainger.
Kate Middleton’s sister is HOT.
You forgot to include the atheist, liberal, ‘green’ enviro-whacko director - Darren Aronofsky - in with Rick Warren, Joel Osteen and Opra Winfrey ... :-) ...
Then those liberals you just mentioned HATE HIS MOVIE.
Noah blowing away competition............
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=weekend&id=noah.htm
You probably missed this one ... :-) ...
Box Office: Moviegoers Flock to ‘Noah’… But Hate It
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138851/posts
... Overall, the film is a sinister piece of anti-religious filmmaking that is obviously meant to lead people away from God. Admitted atheist Aronofsky intentionally tries to fool people into believing God wiped out humanity for their wickedness and evil, but only as it pertains to how man treats the environment. Moral and sexual degradation have no part in the equation.
Aronofsky is hoping to lead people to believe that by saving the planet they are right with God and saving their souls, when we all know that the Ten Commandments later handed down by God had nothing to do with tree-hugging.
... LOL .. it appears that a bunch got SUCKERED-IN ... but the news is getting out now.
Bet it wins a couple of Razzies.
I always took it to mean something much more than God granting Adam and his progeny the right to keep pets.
Miss Connolly is always good looking. Miss Watson has to get by with a pleasing personality.
I will keep dreaming. I enjoy living in a world of delusion. :)
Dominion means everything; from pets to food and everything in between.
Majority of FRs join with Rick Warren, grinning Joel Osteen and Oprah Winfrey to blast the movie because all three of those feel-good New Age loudmouths know so much about the Word of God.
I understand that Rick Warren, Joel Osteen and Oprah Winfrey do not want their eyes gouged out with a rusty spoon. You ought to go against those feel-good New Age loundmouths!
Seriously, how much are you getting paid to shill for this Obama of a movie; and how can I get a gig like that?
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