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To: BenLurkin

I’ve given my wife instructions that when I die, she is to put my remains in an old refrigerator and bury me in the woods. That way, one thousand years from now, some archeologist will dig up the refrigerator and open it and say, “My God. Look at what those poor bastards had to eat back then!”


8 posted on 03/09/2014 10:18:18 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

My reaction woll be: “my god, this guy was stupid enough to get himself locked in a fridge. I thought only kids did that”

;-)


9 posted on 03/09/2014 10:29:23 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: blueunicorn6

I have left instructions to be buried upside down so the whole world can kiss my you-know-what. LOL.

I like your idea better! hehehe


11 posted on 03/09/2014 12:46:13 PM PDT by left that other site
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