I’m so glad I just spent ten minutes on that.
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Dunnage?
Flotsam?
Jetsam?
Debris from a plane crash?
Naaa... SECRET OBAMA-SEALS!
Obama Seals don’t have official BUDS class numbers and all of their military records are top secret. Plus the trident tattoos you would normally recognize from the local bar (you know, the guy they call “Boots Butler” or “Ace Maverick”) are invisible against their black skin. You will only know them when their secret black operations (cover: civilian truck repairman, DC subcontractor, Navy Yard) are finally released in a bar three months after their first divorce (Caused by PTSD, agent orange, and racism in the special ops community.)
Yes.