Excellent satire. Thumbs up
IIRC, the largest cache of trilobites is found in the Genesee River gorge, Rochester NY. (But that may just be local).
“Entombed in some of the earliest sediments of the great Flood, trilobites discovered in rolled-up positions demonstrate that many were buried while still alive. However, their sudden appearance in strata is not a mystery when viewed in a biblical context—it confirms that the Flood quickly inundated the earth, encapsulating many animals in mud in the process. Science continues to find evidence that confirms the Bible, even in these little rolled-up treasures.”
Right there, all the facts are rolled up in one paragraph further proving Creation Science.
Don’t be surprised if one day very soon, Creation Scientists find the two Trilobites that were aboard the Ark.
As time goes on, more evidence supporting the truth of the Bible is being, and will continue to be discovered. Our God is a God of order, evidence of His hand in creation is everywhere.
Except for the feet and feet of layers which are deposited over spans of time as debris sinks to the bottom and covers what is there. The rolled up trilobites could have been caught by an underwater slide due to an earthquake or volcanism.
I believe that God made it all, but the young Earth interpretations of only six thousand years or so don’t seem to work out. He will undoubtedly explain it all to us one day.
Shift of axis, asteroid slamming into oceans, take your picks. Something big went on that probably wiped out many species on land and in the sea.