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To: Lucky9teen
2 posted on
01/31/2014 4:22:54 AM PST by
onyx
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I honestly don't care about the Super Bowl or who wins it, as I'm not into sports much. But I'll watch for the commercials.4 posted on
01/31/2014 4:25:04 AM PST by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
It's pretty darn early to start a humor thread, isn't it? What about all those that want to be in the top 10? Have some compassion, man. They haven't even turned on the coffee pot. ;)
/johnny
To: Lucky9teen
6 posted on
01/31/2014 4:25:30 AM PST by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
To: Lucky9teen
10 posted on
01/31/2014 4:32:30 AM PST by
JoeProBono
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To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
14 posted on
01/31/2014 4:38:07 AM PST by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
15 posted on
01/31/2014 4:41:02 AM PST by
Dacula
To: Perdogg
You might want to borrow the chart in post 1.
17 posted on
01/31/2014 4:41:40 AM PST by
Pan_Yan
(Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
To: Lucky9teen
23 posted on
01/31/2014 5:05:51 AM PST by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
To: Lucky9teen
26 posted on
01/31/2014 5:15:03 AM PST by
KC_Lion
(Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
To: Lucky9teen
29 posted on
01/31/2014 5:26:27 AM PST by
Monkey Face
(Getting old sucks. I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel like a bounced check.)
To: Lucky9teen
Research scientists
Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens,
blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer’s back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.
NASA responded with a one-line memo —
“Defrost the chicken!”
33 posted on
01/31/2014 5:40:13 AM PST by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: All
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:
“Windows frozen, won’t open.”
Husband texts back:
“Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.”
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
“Computer really screwed up now.”
34 posted on
01/31/2014 5:41:08 AM PST by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Lucky9teen
Quote of the day:
‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of $#!+.’
35 posted on
01/31/2014 5:54:16 AM PST by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows
GREAT MERCIFUL HEAVENS
IT SHO' BE SILLY UP IN HEAH
To: Lucky9teen
OK, just messin' wit'yez.
To: Lucky9teen
46 posted on
01/31/2014 6:35:57 AM PST by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
47 posted on
01/31/2014 6:39:50 AM PST by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
I've got a souper bowl for ya!
70 posted on
01/31/2014 8:24:13 AM PST by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
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