My wife says “well, you had a good dog, but you wanted a woman too” and “Sometimes I think you love that dog more than me”
I tell her “That dog outlasted two women, then you come along and my dog dies”
She says “ I ain’t going anywhere, that dog knew it and gave up”
Your wife is a jewel and puts up with you. Keep that jewel sparkling.
It’s 33.4 outside now.