Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grand kids
Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money )
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Wicked Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets )
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker! New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English )
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!
Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die
Wyoming: Wynot?
LMAO
I was on a cruise ship and talking to a fellow from Canada who was a geography buff. He asked me “what is the state motto of Indiana?”
I couldn’t remember so I replied “we’re mediocre, but better than Kentucky”
Might have to revise that one for Ohio.
Where are the other 7 states?
I thought it was "liquor in the front, poker in the rear?
some are funny...
New one for Colorado: “Don’t bogart the Cheetos. Wait. Wut?”
I suggest " Come get our Rocky Mountain High, dude..."
That was hilarious! Thanks.
Yep, the Ohio motto is no where near...not even close to being true!!! I would say it’s more like the other way around!
We Buckeyes spend our entire life making fun of Michigan.
lol - these are pretty funny. thanks.
The Top 9
Controversial State License Plates
9> California – Backdrop: A line of cars on a freeway.
Slogan: “Paving the New Oregon Trail”
8> North Dakota – Slogan: “The Colder, More Desolate Dakota”
7> Florida – Slogan: “You Can Count On Us”
6> New York – Backdrop: The outline of the state with the
western portion cut off,
Slogan: “We’d Get Rid of Buffalo if We Could”
5> Louisiana – Slogan: “The Girls Gone Wild State”
4> Massachusetts – Backdrop: Silhouette of a half-empty fifth
of Chivas.
Slogan: “Still Letting Kennedys Drive!”
3> Iowa – Backdrop: Straw hat.
Slogan: “Eat Corn or Die”
2> Arizona – Backdrop: A cactus giving the finger to daylight
saving time.
and the Number 1 Controversial State License Plate…
1> Texas – Image: Electric chair;
Slogan: “Regular or Extra-Crispy?”
http://www.littlefivers.com/politics/controversial-state-license-plates/
LOL,very good list. CT is 100% true (sorry Nutmeggers, but there’s just some weird vibe in that state).
And Nebraska - I just mentioned their unicameral state gov’t on another thread (like 5 minutes ago) and asked, who ever hears of a problem there - nobody! So that is pretty funny in a very meta way!
That's no longer true.Sweden's been lowering their tax rates and we've been increasing ours.The *new* slogan is:
Massachusetts:Where our two dozen working folks take it up the *** on 4/15 just like our queers do every day of the year.
Yah,I know it's long
bkmk