My Christmas Present For Our Commander In Chief

blueunicorn6 | 12/24/13 | blueunicorn6

[Responsibility2nd]

Before I'd fly on Air Force One.....

I'd stock up.

[Doc Savage]

He belongs in a jail cell. Nothing else!

[NonValueAdded]

I sent mine in his general direction.
Love, French Knight on the ramparts.

[skeeter]

My Boston Terriers are preparing my gift for the president this morning.

[digger48]

When I finally broke down and bought an I-phone, Steve Jobs died the next day.

A few days ago, I bought my first AK and, whattayaknow?..Karishnakov died the very next day.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go sign up for Obamacare.....

[NormsRevenge]

Got Mulligan?

[nascarnation]

The only data more protected than Baraq’s golf scores is his LSAT scores.

[tflabo]

[Peter W. Kessler]

What he’s earned is a coal mine.

Oh... wait...

[FlJoePa]

[blueunicorn6]

That, is a good one.

[donmeaker]

Once upon a time presidents would follow the rules by scheduling a visit/inspection of a military base or government office in the location where the vacation would take place, and do that on the way.

That let them use AF1 on the way, and the vacation would officially start after the end of the vacation. Don’t know if the current administration does that or not.

[Dallas59]

[blueunicorn6]

I went down to our local EPA office and told them that I was a secret agent with the CIA and that they should give me $50,000 for a vacation. She asked me if I wanted it in hundreds or if a check would be OK. Fake pig farmers and fake secret agents all getting the taxpayers hard-earned dollars. It’s a smorgasbord of Democrat thievery.

[blueunicorn6]

OK, but is Mrs. Obama the Second In Command of the military then? A visit isn’t an inspection. The first inspection I stood, the Captain flipped a silver dollar on my bunk. It didn’t bounce high enough. He tipped over my bunk and my wall locker and told me I was descended from dogs. Mrs. Obama can be stern, but I don’t think she’d do that to anyone.

[skinkinthegrass]

..anything, I gave him would req'd. an HAZMAT suit.

[donmeaker]

Normally I left such foolishness to my Sgts.

I had other things to do.