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Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman (Why Fry a Turkey when You can Zot Them?)

Posted on 11/28/2013 11:24:48 AM PST by Rex1971

Edited on 11/28/2013 11:27:18 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman. It is a great law but lying republicans are trying to destroy it. I signed up with no problem on the website. Republicans want to repeal my new insurance. Obama is a hero!


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To: Darksheare

Heh, heh. Stick around.


2,741 posted on 12/29/2013 5:54:36 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If you voted for 0bama to show that you're not a racist, you're a racist. -- NicknamedMike)
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To: NicknamedBob

You check your email?
Read the ultra rough kibbles and bits draft of the origin of the habworld FTI Unit?
Probably good for a collection of short stories “Habworld Tales”.


2,742 posted on 12/29/2013 6:00:03 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Don’t stop now!


2,743 posted on 12/29/2013 6:15:36 PM PST by Silentgypsy (Can't sleep; zombie turkeys will get me..)
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To: NicknamedBob

*sznicker*


2,744 posted on 12/29/2013 6:17:39 PM PST by Silentgypsy (Can't sleep; zombie turkeys will get me..)
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To: Silentgypsy; Darksheare; stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; Cyber Liberty; Scoutmaster; Monkey Face; ...

Wade opened the cabinet on Saturday morning, to see how the ham might have shrunk.

He stood there for a minute and scratched his chin. The ham was as big today as it had been yesterday.

Wade grabbed his knife again, and sawed off several good sized slices to sizzle up in the skillet. While they were cooking, he made up pancakes too.

Timmy was waiting at the table when the breakfast was ready. Wade set him out a good plateful, and Timmy dug into it with gusto.

Smiling, Wade began munching on his own heaping platter. Oh, that was so tasty!

Soon Timmy was off and running again. Ah, the impetuousness of youth!

Even Angie enjoyed a bit of ham before she headed out to meet with her whatever-it-was group.

“I’ll bring home some orange juice, Wade!”

He nodded as he savored another bite. Orange juice was a good idea, he thought. He wondered what had made her suggest it.

When Timmy came home, late in the evening, he was yawning already.

“I have food for you, buddy!” Wade called.

“No thanks, Dad. I’m not hungry. I’m really not. We had fun, and I guess there must have been snacks and punch and stuff. Anyway, I’m not hungry. I’ll just go up to bed.”

“Get cleaned up first, y’hear?” Wade made sure to get that in. He watched as Timmy climbed up the stairs. For some reason, now Timmy’s left leg seemed funny looking. Maybe it was clean too.

Day after day, Wade carved yet more ham off the unending supply in his cabinet. He tried different ways to prepare it, trying to mask the fact that it was the same meat day after day. But no one seemed to object.

Every way he prepared it, the meal was delicious!

Timmy was almost always at the neighbor’s house, but at least he was staying clean now. Except for the sparkly appearance, the boy never seemed to have any dirt on him at all.

The visits seemed to be very good for the boy. He was light-hearted and happy all the time, skipping across the room like a dancer, and going up or down the stairs with the same joyous energy. He seemed to almost glow with delight!

And then one day, Wade opened the cabinet, and the ham was gone. Nothing was in the cabinet at all, including one side of it, an opening through the wall that led toward the adjacent house.

Except … except for a long, curling piece of paper. With the curious stick-like figures of script on it, it almost looked like a scroll of parchment.

“Dear Neighbor/Doctor,

I will be leaving your neighborhood now. My rest and recuperation is at an end, for I find myself cured!

Yes, cured! I had come here at my last hope, anguished and in pain, with the throbbing, aching, swollen tentacle growing in a place no tentacle should be!

In my shame and pain, I thrust the painful protuberance into a wall-cavity, seeking only to conceal it from my attention and sight. How I was relieved one day, when the pain and pressure was suddenly reduced!

And how I was so delighted when your spawn came to me, so willingly surrendering his sweet flesh to my fevered appetites! I did not dare to consume him entirely, at least not all at once.

Instead, I arranged for his sweetness to be supplanted by a simple other-dimensional substitute. He was so deliciously happy, he did not even notice that his mass, and his very flesh, were being consumed, and that his body was slowly disappearing.

Yes, he surrendered his legs, and then his arms, and delicious tiny nibbles of his goodness that only brought joyful giggles and tear-filled laughter. Oh, those delicious tears! Oh, my! I am so grateful.

I AM SO GRATEFUL!!!

And then to discover that my ailment too, was being alleviated. My pain diminishing. My disfigurement disappearing … oh, Sir, you have no idea how pleased I am that I found myself in your blessed graces.

I could not in fairness to your delightful kindness and generosity, take away that essential part of you that I found so wonderful, and leave you nothing of it in turn.

Accordingly, in taking my leave of you, I return to you a part of the delightfulness that you extended to me, a complete and utter stranger to your realm.

I give you back your precious Timmy, although by this time of course, all of his tasty flesh has been completely consumed. I found enough of the genetic material to make two clones of him, so that you will have that delicious essence in full repayment, and I have completed the other-dimensional entity which mirrors his joyful exuberance and delight for all the joys of life.

You will also, no doubt, notice that this poor substitute for the original is not entirely the same. For that I apologize, as my workmanship is in sorry condition, with these last few centuries of neglect as I was distracted with other non-essentials.

Your spawn will not be able to enjoy the normal span of years that a human can normally expect. My poor imitation ability has simply made him immortal and ageless.

And now I must return to my own realm, inspired and energized, by you and your acts of inestimable kindness.

Good bye to you, and if by any chance your sweet, oh-so-sweet child should weep at my departure, by all means taste those delicious, sweet tears. I have never before enjoyed the like.

Good Day, Sir!”

Wade read through the scroll, again and again, turning to stare at the hole in his wall, and then back to the incomprehensible document.

“Timmy!” He bellowed at the top of his lungs.

There came a clattering and galumphing down the stairs. Light-footed, indeed!

Timmy came into the kitchen, and sat down at the table.

And then another Timmy came in and sat down.

And then another Timmy came in and tried to sit down, but tended to float upward from the seat. His brothers reached out and gently held him in place.

This Timmy was a sparkling, ethereal, glowing entity, with a smile of endless sunshine and joy.

“Hi, Dad!”, they said.

Wade looked at the document again, and then at his sons. A kind of a sound came out of his lips, but it was not of a language anyone understood.

“We’ve discovered that this one,” the boy on the left raised his hand, “who we will call Oliver, is left-handed.” Oliver shrugged his thin shoulders.

“And this one,” the boy on the right raised his hand, “is right-handed, so we will call him Dexter.” Dexter smiled his Timmy smile.

“And I am what’s left of the original Timmy,” Timmy the sparkly one said, as he rose up through the table and flew around the room. “I’m not a ghost, but I’m not quite sure what else I am. I think I’m going to have a lot of fun, though!”

The other Timmies nodded in smiling assurance that it was true.


2,745 posted on 12/29/2013 6:52:34 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If you voted for 0bama to show that you're not a racist, you're a racist. -- NicknamedMike)
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To: Darksheare
Ison

Ison:
Do not look in the Freezer room on x-deck.
We haz the Ison for the drinks at the New Years Party...
Some people like Ice in their drinks.
One small Comet goes missing and everybody panics!

2,746 posted on 12/30/2013 12:16:20 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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To: moose07

Good morning Mr. Moose. If you keep stealing all the Is on chunks to keep Is on your drinks, BPEarthwatch won’t have anything to scare his audience with...


2,747 posted on 12/30/2013 12:22:41 AM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
Morning NoC,
Tough choice that....Cool drinks for the UT or Paranoia for all.

2,748 posted on 12/30/2013 12:34:11 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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To: moose07

2,749 posted on 12/30/2013 12:37:38 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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To: moose07
Paranoia for all.

I like the paranoia peddlers. It offers some sport playing with them...

Along with the wannabe Bible scholars who are saying that msnbc's use of a quoted out of context verse from Jeremiah to prove that we shouldn't have Christmas Trees is proper...

I think Darks is lurking somewhere, my fingers are hitting keys one character off - s instead of d, i instead of o.. that kind of stuff.

I know, I know.. I'll get the usual 'It's not my fault' line.. But I just looked in the back room and opened the basement door to see is there was any dark lurking things.

All I found was some Is on the walk..

2,750 posted on 12/30/2013 12:50:41 AM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare
Along with the wannabe Bible scholars who are saying that msnbc's use of a quoted out of context verse from Jeremiah to prove that we shouldn't have Christmas Trees is proper...
They better argue that one with the Dean of Westminster Abbey...The tree out the front is looking nice this year.
Does Jeremiah even mention Trees?

Darks is lurking somewhere
ov tht i hav no dowt. :)

2,751 posted on 12/30/2013 1:02:52 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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To: moose07

Found it: http://www.gci.org/church/holidays/trees
The King James Version reads: “Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen.... For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.”

Turning to translations other than the King James also helps our understanding. Where the King James reads “one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe” (verse 3), the New International Version says “they cut a tree out of the forest, and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel.” The tool referred to in the passage is not a woodsman’s tool, but that of a wood carver. Most modern English translations agree with the NIV.

Jeremiah is not condemning Christmas trees. He is condemning idolatry. The trees in Jeremiah 10 are cut down to carve them into worthless idols that will later be decorated with gold and silver. Jeremiah says nothing about Christmas trees. That custom originated in northern Europe, not in ancient Judea.


2,752 posted on 12/30/2013 1:20:07 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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To: moose07
Does Jeremiah even mention Trees?

Well yes he does... But keep in mind that when you divorce a text verse from its context you can make it say just about any old rubbish you want.. ;-)

Jeremiah chapter 10 has a discourse on idols - how they go out and cut down a tree and then craftsmen work on it and they use hammer and nails to stand it up and carry it all over the place and worship it as a god. The msnbc nutbag claimed that verse says Christmas trees are sinful and slammed Sarah Palin for posting family pictures around a - **gasp** - Christmas tree. And there are actually fools on that thread saying that msnbc was correct in its interpretation...

2,753 posted on 12/30/2013 1:20:39 AM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: moose07
Yep.. that's it. Also a similar passage in Isaiah (chapter 44 from about verse 12 or so...)

But then we shouldn't expect msnbc to know that there are other books in the Bible...

2,754 posted on 12/30/2013 1:25:50 AM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
and worship it as a god

Bingo!
Decorations are safe from the inquisition, as long as they are not worshiped.
Sheeesh, storm in a Tea Pot.

2,755 posted on 12/30/2013 1:26:46 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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To: NoCmpromiz

“14 He cut down cedars,
or perhaps took a cypress or oak.
He let it grow among the trees of the forest,
or planted a pine, and the rain made it grow.
15 It is used as fuel for burning;
some of it he takes and warms himself,
he kindles a fire and bakes bread.
But he also fashions a god and worships it;
he makes an idol and bows down to it.”

Quite plain.
Even i understood that!


2,756 posted on 12/30/2013 1:30:52 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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To: moose07
It isn't that hard! But if someone has convinced you that the verses say something that they don't, it's hard to get them to look at it a different way. We wondered if the guy 'decorated' the wood of his house with - paint. And whether he used cut boards since using tools on wood is - worshiping Babylon...

It's all much too confusinf to explain.. ;-)

It's particularly hard to talk sense into their heads if they believe that King Jimmy is the only "real" Bible...

Wonder if they speak to family, friends, and coworkers in Elizabethan English.. ;-)

2,757 posted on 12/30/2013 1:38:53 AM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
Elizabethan English
LOL, Verily i say unto thee...
2,758 posted on 12/30/2013 1:58:28 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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FRee Republic Weather service for Monday 30th December 2013:




2,759 posted on 12/30/2013 2:38:02 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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To: moose07

2,760 posted on 12/30/2013 2:39:06 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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