Posted on 11/28/2013 11:24:48 AM PST by Rex1971
Edited on 11/28/2013 11:27:18 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman. It is a great law but lying republicans are trying to destroy it. I signed up with no problem on the website. Republicans want to repeal my new insurance. Obama is a hero!
Jake announces, “Meow!” before he leaps on you.
Is he nearby when Frank charges?
I’m up to 5’9” today. Don’t know what I’ll be tomorrow...I spent the night away from home, and had an appointment at 0745 with the ophthalmologist this morning and it was 9:00 before I got home...with my left eye dilated. Ungh.
I guess it’s a good thing I learned how to use only one eye...
And now, I’m not much good for anything. It seems there is something I should be doing but WHY???
Usually not.
I’m 5’6” in my Big Shoes. I was going to have Tom drive everyone to Envirothon practice, but now I have to do it because some other kids need a ride. I can take James, Vlad, Frank, and Kathleen to the library for a while.
Ah, so he’s implanted the hypnotic suggestion beforehand to see something then charge.
5’6” is one inch taller than I.
You could put on Big Shoes.
I have some thick clogs you can have...they will boost you about 2”...
LOL.
I have boots that bump me up one inch.
*tagline*
“Someone is eating Timmy again!”
I’ll just put the duct tape on everything to muffle it.
*Duct tapes Timmy*
No hot chocolate...
See how that works? Maybe it will work for Pajama Boy?
Giving pajamaboy whiskers would give the furry community a massive lovefest impulse.
*Very frightened*
There is that...
(nevermind)
You should be frightened. You should also be punished for mentioning “pajamaboy” and “furry community” in the same sentence. For shame! Now, turn in your Broney membership card....
LOL!
Porridgehead posted this in a private group and didn’t attribute it to anyone else, so I’m assuming he wrote it.
Last Christmas I was last-minute shopping for a present for Deb. I went into The League of New Hampshire Craftsmen Store in North Conway to see if I could find anything appropriate. Exquisite stuff, finely made, definitely not your Popsicle stick and yarn crafts, nosiree. Anywho, I had the place to myself and the only other person there as a comely young leggy salesperson. Exquisite stuff, finely made.
The music playing in the background was not your usual Christmas fare, oh no no no. That would never do. Instead it was non-stop Johnny Cash singing his encyclopedic “Depression Dirges and Ashen Songs of Loss in the Minor Key of Suicide.”
As I’m browsing the goods, I hear Johnny grumble “My dog done died on the outskirts of a desolate town, I left his sorry bones aside the road and marched a dead-mans march to nowhere good” Next song... “Oh, I’ve got pancreatic cancer and jaundice in my eye, my fingers have gone spastic and my friend have gone and died...” Next song “With no money in my pocket and no hope in my brain, my best alternative is to jump in front a train...”
By this time I am giggling and the woman behind the counter is kind of glancing at me.
“One bullet left in my gun, the liquors pierce my gut, I’ve eviscerated my family, what to do now, dear god what?”
I’m laughing out loud. The saleschick finally looks solidly at me. “Is there something I can help you with?”
“Yeah, your Christmas music.”
“Oh? What about it?”
“Have you listened to the words?”
“No, I haven’t paid much attention to it at all, why?”
“It’s the most depressing, downtrodden hopeless series of songs I have ever heard in my life. It’s so relentlessly dark that I feel the need to buy a bottle of brown liquor, sit in a dark room and weep.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t notice. I can change it...”
“No, don’t. It’s wonderful. I’m laughing because it’s such a breath of relieve from the other shops. It’s really kind of hysterical.”
“Oh, um, ok.”
She was visibly relieved when somebody else entered the shop. I don’t know why.
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