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Mall Santa Busted For Groping Female Elf, 18
The Smokingg G ^
| NOVEMBER 25
Posted on 11/26/2013 6:24:36 AM PST by Gamecock
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:24:36 AM PST
by
Gamecock
To: Larry Lucido; F15Eagle
Not only that, but Santa is a Commie!
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:25:12 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
To: Gamecock
I, for one, must see evidence of the niblets groped by the Santa Letch.
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:25:33 AM PST
by
Gaffer
To: Gamecock
“You better not squirm,you better not shout,
That perverted old bum is feeling about.
Santa Claus is going to town.”
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:29:51 AM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: Gamecock
When I was a kid, all the elfs were young kids, 8 or 9 yrs old. Now they are 18 year old girls?
To: Gamecock
Picture of elf? Just to see if Santa gets hell from the Mrs’s when he gets back to the NP.
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:30:19 AM PST
by
duckman
(I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:31:58 AM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Gamecock
Unless she can show a bruise, there is not enough evidence. The other lady’s comments are really not enough to corroborate what the elf is saying. It’s really still just one witness, as in, “he said, she said”.
To: Gamecock
Bad Santa!
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:33:16 AM PST
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: duckman
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:34:01 AM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Gamecock
When I played a too tall Santa at Nashville’s Church Street Center I resisted the temptation to pinch the girl elf but I did scold one for refusing to wear her antler headband.
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:37:41 AM PST
by
NohSpinZone
(First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
To: smokingfrog
To: Gamecock
Free on $1000 bail, Jones is next due in court on Christmas Eve on the felony count. Was this done on purpose? Ordering Santa to appear in court on Christmas Eve?
To: SamAdams76
The elf knew the risk when she put on the costume.
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:45:29 AM PST
by
Monterrosa-24
((...even more American than a French bikini and a Russian AK-47))
To: Gamecock
Maybe Santa was just looking for a little hoe,hoe,hoe!
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:47:22 AM PST
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Gamecock
Maybe Santa was just looking for a little hoe,hoe,hoe!
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:49:17 AM PST
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Mastador1
Sorry, apparently I thought I was so clever I posted twice!
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:50:27 AM PST
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Gamecock
In the old days Santa used to be satisfied with cookies and a glass of milk.
To: Monterrosa-24
Hey, she’s an adult! Santa’s no molester.
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posted on
11/26/2013 6:51:17 AM PST
by
elcid1970
("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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