***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

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Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.

When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high. "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."

"But I didn't use them."

''Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous. "We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."

"But I didn't go to any of those shows...."

"Well, we have them, and you could have."

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"

"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."

"But I didn't!"

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

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0bama brought in the "best and the brightest" to fix the 0bamacare website!



 

Top Ten Indicators That Your Employer Has Changed To The 0bamacare Health Care Plan:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is..."Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

[Lucky9teen]

See how well Obama's "fix" for Obamacare is?

[Yorlik803]

woo hoo.....top five.....
Now....back to bed

[Scoutmaster]

Top five (what did I win)?

[John O]

top ten?

[Lucky9teen]

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REPORTING FOR


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I am Sissy the Tinseled Deer Hunter

[the_boy_who_got_lost]

Good Friday morning!!! Top Ten!!! =D

[Shimmer1]

I’m up early today too!

[Crazy Jim]

Thanks for the silliness!

After this first week on the job, I could use some.

Y’all be safe out there.

[Yorlik803]

you get the weekend off....without pay.

[a fool in paradise]

Friday? I don't have a job in this here Obamaeconomy.

[ErnBatavia]

Happy, happy, happy!

[RandallFlagg]

Top 20!!

[a fool in paradise]

There is something wrong with your Constitution.
Do not attempt to adjust the discussion. We control the dialogue.
We control the economy.
If we wish to shout racism, we will.
If we wish to shout War On Women, we will.
We can reduce the focus by engaging in personal attacks, or shout, "Look! It's a squirrel!".
For the next two years, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.
You have reached, the Obamacare Limits.

[DuncanWaring]

Nutmeg the Jingling Meth-Head.

[Travis T. OJustice]

Nutmeg the sparkly baby daddy.

[relictele]

[a fool in paradise]

REPORTING FOR ...

[Travis T. OJustice]

[Travis T. OJustice]

17 Stages To Cooking a Turkey

Go buy a turkey
Take a drink of whisky
Put turkey in the oven
Take another 2 drinks of whisky
Set the degree at 375 ovens
Take 3 more whiskys of drink
Turk the bastey
Whisky another bottle of get
Ponder the meat thermometer
Glass yourself a pour of whisky
Bake the whisky for 4 hours
Take the oven out of the turkey
Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Turk the carvey
Get yourself another scottle of botch
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Bless the dinner and pass out

[Travis T. OJustice]