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1 posted on 11/04/2013 8:11:48 PM PST by Lazamataz
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“Eff you, Lackyer Hesplan! You kanky bit!”


30 posted on 11/04/2013 8:56:44 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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Oh, and plus 1 point for the assist.


31 posted on 11/04/2013 8:57:27 PM PST by ToastedHead
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What he REALLY said was, “If you like your period, you can keep it.”
Then realizing that most women don’t really like their period, he decided that hysterectomies and abortions should be standard in every policy. Then he changed it to you can keep your healthcare and your period. But that didn’t work either, so they punted to if you like your healthcare, you can keep it, period, not realizing that it changed the whole stinking deal because periods and commas matter. Period. And if you skip one, obama’s care is your next best bet.
Yeah. I know.


33 posted on 11/04/2013 9:00:03 PM PST by MestaMachine (My caps work. You gotta earn them.)
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You're just a wild and crazy kinda guy! </Czech Brothers>
34 posted on 11/04/2013 9:00:49 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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The basic premise that Obunghole gives a damn is the problem with your idea.

His goals and objectives are far above this, and he needs to keep his drug addled mind clear for Soros' and Jarett's instructions.

Obungacare is just a steppingstone on a long journey to socialist paradise....................

35 posted on 11/04/2013 9:11:09 PM PST by doorgunner69
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I hit your thread and I liked it. I really liked it.
But now I feel cheap. And empty.
As empty as a Dixie cup skittering across a vacant parking lot in the small hours of the morning. Sigh.


36 posted on 11/04/2013 9:13:09 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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0bama/Carney/VJ/Axelrod are all starting to remind me of the shop keeper in a Monty Python skit, the one where the Shop keeper tries to convince a Customer a Parrot is not dead, but just perfectly fine


37 posted on 11/04/2013 9:20:45 PM PST by Steven Tyler
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Beware Obama is unaware.


45 posted on 11/04/2013 10:50:54 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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I'm giving Obozo the benefit of the doubt here. Looks like it could be a teleprompter failure or two or three...

Keep Your Plan Montage Video

46 posted on 11/05/2013 3:29:01 AM PST by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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47 posted on 11/05/2013 3:37:44 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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"Look... I was born in a fly infested hut in kenya. My daddy was a drunk marxist, muslim murderer for my cousin odinga. My mother was a white, hippie slut from Hawaii and her daddy... my grandfather... was a communist as well as well as her grandfather and my great grandfather. My daddy never married my mommie so she married an Indonesian communist muslim and we moved to Indonesia where I was educated and raised in "my muslim faith".

My grandfather sought out the most radical black communist racists in America during that period. I was indoctrinated into my ideology by them... and frank marshall davis was my mentor. He even nailed my mommy in a three way!

I was born a slacker and lived all of my life as a slacker. My Ivy League education was bought and paid for by the House of Saud and I never attended classes or put any effort into anything. I was a doper in high school and that habit is with me today. I was never anything but a conman. I am radical and I hate America and what she stands for. America is the source of all that is bad in the world.

I have worked in every way to topple this country and transform it into a socialist sharia nation. I lie about everything... who I am... where I was born... my real name... my experience, my ideology and everything that I am really doing behind the scenes to transform this country. I lied about the socialist cornerstone of the marxist coup that I am working on... you people are now upset with me. Do not be mad with me... look in the mirror... you bought my lies and voted me into office twice. Now STFU and get with the program or I will have to kill all of you".

59 posted on 11/05/2013 4:06:16 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!)
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“What We Said Was.....you are sooooo screwed......................


63 posted on 11/05/2013 6:23:48 AM PST by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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That you are!


77 posted on 11/05/2013 7:48:35 AM PST by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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What he’s not saying is that the reason you lost your plan is because WE changed the law so that your plan no longer complies with the new law! GRRRRR


80 posted on 11/05/2013 9:45:37 AM PST by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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That’s just hate tawk thar boy !.....:o)

Erkel Mugabe be a liar ! Takers gettin took right proper !


83 posted on 11/05/2013 11:00:22 AM PST by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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“Period” was meant to be “Unless” followed by the list of reasons you couldn’t keep it. Teleprompter malfunction on multiple occasions caused this mis-statement to be repeated. Obama will hunt down and imprison that teleprompter transcriber who left out this important information.


92 posted on 11/06/2013 7:16:12 AM PST by PGalt
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